Recent reviews by millimeter

wAOW

best game ever made by anyone

this game changed my life and i am NOT joking.

Do you like World War II?

OF COURSE, IT'S AWESOME!

Do you like Dinosaurs?

OF COURSE, THEY'RE AWESOME!

Do you like Nazis?





If you answered yes, you need serious psychological help.

Anyhow, your political views are none of my concern.


If you answered yes to the first 2 questions, then you will enjoy this game.

After all, what could possibly be better than shooting a bunch of one-testicled Dinosaurian reptiles who have been trained to gun down the enemy and/or throw goats of death at them by Adolf and Fegelein themselves? I'll tell you what could be better. Shooting a bunch of one-testicled Dinosaurian reptiles who have been trained to gun down the enemy and/or throw goats of death at them by Adolf and Fegelein themselves AND can piss on you. This is a wonderful game where the objective is to kill these cryptorchidic reptiles before they can rip your face off and piss down your throat, or throw goats at you until you are so pissed off that you desert the war. Or, on the other hand, if you have ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up- I mean... highly right wing political views, you will have to throw goats at and piss on the enemy, but here's the catch, the brits have captured and trained their very own dino as well, and he is out there to kill you along with the stereotypically british/american/french allied troops. Although to be honest, it's not a catch, he in fact has no testicles, as opposed to the mighty cryptorchidic dinosaurian reptiles of the axis. Also, one of the Americans thought it would be fun to circumsize him while he slept. Eugh. Anyway, you must guide your one-balled reptiles into war and have them defeat the nasty hoomans, because, you know, hitler. Make sure you throw enough goats to bring their spirits down, after all, NO ONE wants to see a flying goat covered in blood with bite marks in it screaming as it whacks them in the chest. And don't even get me started on those microraptor bastards, after all, being Micro isn't always good.

9/10 would get pissed on by a one balled micro-penised raptor with a goat in it's mouth again

I was standing on a tower as a mason archer, we were overpowering the enemy in amazing ways using our teammates, I, in my tauntful mood, held up my bow and screamed "FOR THE ORDDEEEEE-" I then froze up as I heard a terrifying noise from voice chat... "SALIL SAWARIM", followed by the screaming of "ALLAHU AKBAAAR", I turned to my side to see a knight charging at me with a two handed axe, all while "ALLAHU AKBAR" was screamed, I ran away, but was soon decapitated as salil sawarim played...











9/11 would be decapitated by medieval isis again

A wonderful team-based shooter, my favourite part was when I tried to throw an incendiary grenade around the corner, but then my packet loss jumped to 1%, I skipped backwards, smacked the nade off the wall, it hit me in the face, and I died.

11/10 would experience packet loss and commit wall-assisted suicide again

A very interesting and unique take on the turn based combat genre. Fun to play with friends and experiment with.
8.5/10

An incredibly fun game with amazing combat and many hilarious moments. 9/10, I'd definitely recommend playing it with friends.

wot is a peydey2? 11/10