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19 Apr @ 6:25pm 
-rep mexican
19 Apr @ 6:20pm 
+rep pedophile
21 Aug, 2025 @ 7:01pm 
Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's, an indie horror game that you guys suggested, in mass, and I saw that Yamimash played it and said it was really really good... So I'm very eager to see what is up. And that is a terrifying animatronic bear! "Family pizzeria looking for security guard to work the nightshift." Oh...12 a.m. The first night. If I didn't wanna stay the first night, why would I stay any more than... five... Why I stay any more than two- hello? Okay...


Phone starts to call

Mark: Hello?... Hello? Oh, I can't move. That is a creepy skull, there's creepy things on the wall. Oh, hello.


Phone Guy: Hello?


Mark: Hi!


Phone Guy: Hello?


Mark: HI!!!


Phone Guy: Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night.


Mark: Ugh...


Phone Guy: Um, I actually worked in that office before you.


Mark: Ah...


Phone Guy: I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact.
12 Jul, 2025 @ 3:06am 
+rep, I don't remember who I am or how I got here, but I know one thing for certain: the
28 Jun, 2025 @ 8:18am 
Sometimes, I dream about cheese.
23 Jan, 2025 @ 3:26am 
3 weeks into 2009... i cant believe it...
2 Jan, 2025 @ 9:55pm 
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5 Sep, 2024 @ 10:46pm 
A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
5 Sep, 2024 @ 5:30pm 
Oh hell naw!
25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:04am 
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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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10 May, 2024 @ 7:02pm 
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15 Mar, 2024 @ 7:43pm 
We Get Gleeby 🗣️‼️
11 Dec, 2023 @ 12:29am 
hey bbg
1 Dec, 2023 @ 10:26pm 
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
26 Sep, 2023 @ 2:31am 
but why
6 Sep, 2023 @ 8:22pm 
HUAH!

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3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:20pm 
i can't believe that the man who i used to hatch mudraptor eggs to destabilise stations with in barotrauma is a furry
14 Jul, 2023 @ 4:31pm 
As an enjoyer, bro deserves an Oscar, really hit the "never let them know your next move" vibe personally
3 Oct, 2022 @ 7:42pm 
add me , i have a trade
3 Oct, 2022 @ 2:21pm 
Moan
1 Aug, 2022 @ 3:34pm 
THE ONE PIECE.......

THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!
31 Jul, 2022 @ 9:14pm 
:commonheart:
30 Jul, 2022 @ 6:43pm 
love this guy
13 Jun, 2022 @ 7:59pm 
lay off the meth
24 May, 2022 @ 8:37am 
deer god
12 Mar, 2022 @ 1:46pm 
😉😜😘
27 Feb, 2022 @ 11:43am 
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12 Feb, 2022 @ 9:02am 
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on honey tell me so
25 Dec, 2021 @ 2:50pm 
Merry Christmas
22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:06pm 
go fox yourself
21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:25pm 
It's almost xmas Milaco!
11 Dec, 2021 @ 12:40am 
hmm how very telling
10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:34am 
when the porn finally gets deleted
24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41pm 
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BROFIST ...........
25 Aug, 2021 @ 10:11am 
successfully clowned
10 Aug, 2021 @ 3:27pm 
Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
3 Aug, 2021 @ 2:57pm 
:butterfly:𝙇𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙥𝙞𝙖𝙣𝙤.:rarebutterfly:
    :2016butterfly: 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙠𝙚𝙮𝙨 𝙧𝙚𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙬𝙨 𝙨𝙖𝙙𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨.
          𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙖𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙜𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚’𝙨 𝙟𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙮,
       𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙠𝙚𝙮𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙨𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙘.:HentaiGirlAngel_pentagram:
24 Jul, 2021 @ 2:46pm 
Hello, this is Ron again from the Asshair Club. We are humbly accepting your offer to join the club after what we've seen in the pictures you sent us of your negro hole. You grew some incredible plants down there which you could even win the Red Bull Hole Hair Event in Ohio with. We're glad to have you onboard Sir!
23 Jul, 2021 @ 12:24pm 
Enviame una soliicitud de amistad nueva.
Mi sobrino me eliminó todos los amigos y ahora intento recuperarlo.
Realmente tengo que evitar que mi sobrino elimine mis amigos, pero bueno.
21 Jul, 2021 @ 9:40pm 
dudes ♥♥♥♥ is larger than his body what the ♥♥♥♥
21 Jul, 2021 @ 5:39pm 
That furry porn gif is longer than a 90 year old woman's tiddy
12 Jul, 2021 @ 10:27pm 
Sucio homosexual.
Te pudrirás en el infierno.
9 Jul, 2021 @ 7:51pm 
nice pfp
26 Jun, 2021 @ 3:46am 
go fox urself
24 Jun, 2021 @ 9:13am 
pony
14 Jun, 2021 @ 6:11pm 
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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17 May, 2021 @ 8:14am 
when is my big booty bara balls commission gonna be finished faegayt
5 May, 2021 @ 11:38pm 
i can't believe that the man who i used to hatch mudraptor eggs to destabilise stations with in barotrauma is a furry
20 Apr, 2021 @ 1:47am 
Milaco meme
14 Apr, 2021 @ 10:20pm 
"Bomb the harbor"