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bendabomb 21 Dec, 2025 @ 6:59pm 
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Scrumpeh 16 Nov, 2025 @ 12:58am 
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 YO FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
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send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
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bendabomb 5 Nov, 2024 @ 12:23am 
+rep this fella helped me find the optimal property for the dungeon, has a real eye for detail and privacy.
MinT 3 Oct, 2024 @ 11:04pm 
-rep, left him alone with my firstborn for 30 seconds so i could use the restroom. Fill in the gaps with your imagination.
bendabomb 16 Sep, 2024 @ 2:26am 
-REP TOUCHED ME IN PLACES I DIDNT EVEN KNO I HAD MY WUZZA
Big Red Cun 11 Jul, 2024 @ 3:53am 
Don’t let this guy mow your lawn paid him 20 bucks and got molested 10/10 fingering 2/10 mowing
bendabomb 2 May, 2024 @ 5:50am 
I'm prowlin the streets of your local
bendabomb 23 Jan, 2024 @ 7:27pm 
I may or may not be outside your window rn
bendabomb 18 Dec, 2023 @ 5:11pm 
+rep Good friends with men of questionable repute
bendabomb 12 Dec, 2023 @ 11:53pm 
I'm not a fan of the dark persuasions
MinT 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:03pm 
-rep sold me a fake SkyrimSE key which instead activated as Sex With Hitler:3D
bendabomb 10 Sep, 2023 @ 8:06pm 
I can speak 12 languages, so long as they are English.
bendabomb 3 Aug, 2023 @ 4:27am 
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bendabomb 3 Aug, 2023 @ 4:27am 
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bendabomb 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:34pm 
'luv me kids (bit too much I'm told)
'ate the french (yeh im racist)
'luv me shed (don't let me catch you in there again)
'ate Gale (cus shes a khunt)
bendabomb 14 May, 2022 @ 6:17am 
sexy land owner
bendabomb 7 Nov, 2021 @ 7:33am 
T H I S M A N B U M R A P E D M Y S O N A R R E S T H I M B E F O R E
H E F I N D S M O R E C H I L D R E N!!!
MinT 7 Aug, 2021 @ 6:09am 
Be careful around this bloke and make sure you avoid physical interaction if possible.

I have filed numerous reports on him now for sitting in a bush next to my sons bus stop that he uses to come home from school.

He waits until the right time at around 3:30 and then when he anticipates children this man springs out of the bush barraging them with strange questions and and frightening tales of what he calls "The Cloud District".

After speaking with local authorities they have informed me that he has escaped from a local mental facility after his black tar heroin and ketamine fuelled delusions about the video game Skyrim have led him to assault and knockout 4 of his cell guards leading to a relentless escape.

If you ever see this ♥♥♥♥ in the flesh make sure you immediately sprint in the opposite direction and alarm the local police straight away before things get ugly.
MinT 11 Feb, 2021 @ 4:28am 
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MinT 11 Feb, 2021 @ 4:26am 
Not funny I didnt laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. Im not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. Im so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny.
MinT 5 Feb, 2021 @ 7:37pm 
+rep dog idiot
MinT 21 Jan, 2021 @ 6:01am 
Red sus. Red suuuus. I said red, sus, hahahahaha. Why arent you laughing? I just made a reference to the popular video game "Among Us"! How can you not laugh at it? Emergeny meeting! Guys, this here guy doesnt laugh at my funny Among Us memes! Lets beat him to death! Dead body reported! Skip! Skip! Vote blue! Blue was not an impostor. Among us in a nutshell hahahaha. What?! Youre still not laughing your ass off? I made SEVERAL funny references to Among Us and YOU STILL ARENT LAUGHING??!!! Bruh. Ya hear that? Wooooooosh. Whats woooosh? Oh, nothing. Just the sound of a joke flying over your head. Whats that? You think im annoying? Kinda sus, bro. Hahahaha! Anyway, yea, gotta go do tasks. Hahahaha!
bendabomb 31 Dec, 2020 @ 6:09am 
Happy new year Rohan you sick c u n t
bendabomb 12 Dec, 2020 @ 8:38am 
Cyberman and his good mate ol Johnny Silverpunk
bendabomb 3 Dec, 2020 @ 10:06pm 
Im sexually deviating into your anus
bendabomb 23 Nov, 2020 @ 5:34am 
I'm outside your bedroom window
michaelsoft 17 Nov, 2020 @ 10:03pm 
i'm alive fool
bendabomb 17 Nov, 2020 @ 5:01am 
hey mate, Ben here. Sad to hear of timbos passing, your violence ends here. the world is aware of your crimes against humanity and your violent spree can never change what is already done, im waiting for you
bendabomb 11 Nov, 2020 @ 2:45am 
I’m in your basement rn you fu c k I n idiot. You’re gettin sloppy, not checkin your six brotha
bendabomb 7 Nov, 2020 @ 6:50pm 
Im legit being deleted by him rn, there's no time
michaelsoft 6 Nov, 2020 @ 5:22am 
rowan does not kill his enemies, he simply uses his power to warp time and space to make it as if they never even existed in the first place
bendabomb 5 Nov, 2020 @ 7:50am 
-rep Was defeated by Rowan in a battle of the kid fiddle, you've failed us all, we're doomed.
bendabomb 3 Nov, 2020 @ 4:25pm 
+rep Our only hope against Rowans scourge
bendabomb 14 Oct, 2020 @ 7:26am 
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bendabomb 21 Sep, 2020 @ 12:03am 
Letters are numbers obvs
michaelsoft 17 Sep, 2020 @ 11:33pm 
rowan never cuts his product
bendabomb 17 Sep, 2020 @ 6:36am 
Found Rowan in my shed again ♥♥♥♥. He's out of control, the kids were with him on a leash malnourished as ♥♥♥♥. Need to sort it out aye, even gets the kids to cut his ice in the shed, got a full operation goin on back there aye, poor kids
bendabomb 14 Sep, 2020 @ 8:13am 
This man was spotted with a bike lock at a BLM protest.
bendabomb 11 Sep, 2020 @ 5:28am 
Oi! Shut your trap you dumb bird, or I'll bollocks ya.
bendabomb 7 Sep, 2020 @ 8:32am 
Fleorge Goyd
michaelsoft 4 Sep, 2020 @ 1:29am 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ monkey stealing quad faced ♥♥♥ nog scum
bendabomb 3 Sep, 2020 @ 7:05am 
Hello, I am a Chechan War Criminal with a large amount of monkeys held hostage.
I am ready to kil them at will.
In order to save your monkey friends I require a photo of your genitals (male or female, im not fussed)
Next I will need 6 million USD and a US Passport.
After I have recived this, your monkeys are free
I will also add, i need this in 24 hours, or the monkeys will die
have a funky day!
-Vladen Kuznetsov
michaelsoft 22 Aug, 2020 @ 12:44am 
Risk of Rowan 3
bendabomb 22 Aug, 2020 @ 12:41am 
Listen bro gotta get this out there before it's too late. Thought I was faster, thought I was smarter. He's too strong. Caught him creeping in my bedroom last night, wasn't even going for the kill was just taunting me. His kids attached at the waist, he was fondling them both with such speed I could barely understand what was happening. It was borderline unbearable. Rowan the one that will end us all, we gotta stop him before he snatches us all.
michaelsoft 12 Aug, 2020 @ 8:42pm 
Every Sunday at 9
bendabomb 12 Aug, 2020 @ 9:01am 
Rowan still committing horrific sex crimes at the BP down the road lad?
bendabomb 9 Aug, 2020 @ 6:50am 
Lick my creamy nads
MinT 10 Jan, 2020 @ 12:14am 
i used to play fortnite all nite. no sleep! but ever since obama told me to try raid shadow legends for free, i am addicted. this game is a game. it has graphics. it has characters. best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! two week ago i spend all my money becoming a raid shadow legend. now i live in a dumpster outside a mcdonalds with free wifi. at night i sneak into the mcdonalds just like my new racoon dad, stripey, taught me to do so that i can charge my phone. through the cracked screen i am still perpetually amazed at the graphics of this game... they look so real! thank you obama, you truly change my life!
bendabomb 4 Jan, 2020 @ 8:45pm 
ROWANS A SEX PEST AND A FILTHY DEALER CALL THE POLICE
bendabomb 4 Jan, 2020 @ 8:45pm 
I ♥♥♥♥ing remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a♥♥♥♥♥♥in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥ing phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you♥♥♥♥♥♥" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick♥♥♥♥♥in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.