Oh, I wish our winning were a bit more certain!
Better call my friends at Halliburton!
We will pay! So we stay! Rule the day!
D.C. Land!

I'm sensitive, I cannot lie
I love to hug and kiss this guy
Are they gay? We won't say! On our way!
D.C. Land!

It's good to be in D.C
Hooray! Hooray!
With oil funds, ketchup, cute buns
That's how we got to D.C.!

You twit! Eat sh*t!
That's how we talk in D.C.!
Take note! Go vote!
Or we'll choose who goes to D.C.!

I'm Dan Rather and I approve this message. Kinda. Sorta. Not really

It's good to be in D.C
I'm gay? I'm gay!
We tossed our medals, burned our bras...
We even did ménagе-et-[slap]... What'd I do?
Most guys take sides...
I go both ways in DC!
Takе note! Go vote...
That you want me in DC!