hey im a hot brap hog looking to sit on someones face tonight xx

cute babe

dental plan

+rep cool man but did say the f word

-rep toxic big mouth small brain yeet

-rep get good

-rep go ♥♥♥ pls get goood at the game and dont play csgo play smth else

my boyfriend

+rep :)

thank you for the valuable lesson on the dunning kreuger effect im really glad to have a smart educated man be so humble and willing to help other people learn

dunning-kruger effect is strong with this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5J8YikfoZ4&vl=zh watch the vid and you might learn why you molly top car, or you can just stay at the 1st stage of competence. up to u (:

-rep get this player out of csgo

dumb ♥♥♥♥

-REP salty old man.

+rep mmm yummy sexy boy mmmmm

It was early in the morning when he rode into the town
He came riding from the south side, slowly lookin' all around
"He's an outlaw loose and runnin'", came a whisper from each lip
"And he's here to do some business with a big iron on his hip,
Big iron on his hip"

-REP salty old man.

-rep toxic

-rep deranker

xd hitler maymays

+rep good roast -rep pretty gay tho

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sorry, dont swing that way, go hold your other mates ♥♥♥♥ and just think of me while you do

you're so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥, you're an all talk ♥♥♥♥ with your mates ♥♥♥♥ in your hand HAHA ♥♥♥ pls xoxo

i love you :)

The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...:)

stop talking ♥♥♥♥ when you are bottom fragging you fking noob

you are actually such a idiot im dying of laughter

you literally dont know ♥♥♥♥ about anything you are one of the biggest idiots of cs

learn the definition of "you cant deag" you fking noob

little piece of ♥♥♥♥

my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is prolapsed

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+rep spinbot

-rep waller