Here is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ comment back..........you ♥♥♥♥

Master Zork the Automaton Dildo: What would you do if Miyamoto knocked on your door in a yoshi suit and holding a jar of lube?
therapistguy: put on my mario costume and ride him

Finn's Virgin Bootyhole: hey
Finn's Virgin Bootyhole: i want you to do me a big favor
Finn's Virgin Bootyhole: record yourself saying "i'm a sexy widdle baby"

Salman's Butt: like, pretty sure Kojima said all rule 34 pics are canon
Dog ♥♥♥♥♥♥: hell, i'd ship big boss having sex with dewgong

ULUX

1:50 AM - Sphotof: how does it feel being "therapistguy" for 9 straight years
1:51 AM - therapistguy: wow you're right
1:52 AM - therapistguy: 9 years of forced therapeutic intercourse
2:06 AM - Sphotof: and not one survivor

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4:15 PM - Sphotof: Are you done reeling from the death of your number one customer, Mike Brown?
4:16 PM - Colonel Sanders: HE WAS A GOOD KID, HE DUN DO NUFFIN
4:16 PM - Colonel Sanders: Police need to stop murdering my target demographic
4:18 PM - Sphotof: It's ironic, considering our president is black, and killing him is illegal.
4:18 PM - Sphotof: I don't know what the implications behind this is, but I'm sure someone out there is already finding a way to connect it to Jews or something.
4:19 PM - Colonel Sanders: Obama is an uncle tom
4:19 PM - Colonel Sanders: Shh....steam belongs to the Jews
4:19 PM - Colonel Sanders: this is not a secure chat line
4:21 PM - Sphotof: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Colonel_Sanders&oldid=618569220
4:21 PM - Sphotof: Gabe is too busy on lunch break to notice, trust me.
4:22 PM - Colonel Sanders: Thank God for his gluttony

4:19 AM - Sphotof: Have you ever taken part in a group enema
4:20 AM - therapistguy: no, but i would love to try
4:21 AM - Sphotof: i would suggest starting with the official group enema magazine
4:22 AM - Sphotof: "The Annuanal Reader's Digest"
4:27 AM - therapistguy: where can i subscribe?
4:28 AM - Sphotof: analjapes.net

9:19 PM - therapistguy: hey, wanna try double fisting with me?
9:19 PM - Colonel Sanders: DO I?!
9:19 PM - Colonel Sanders: Good sir my anus was born to swallow the fists of men
9:20 PM - Colonel Sanders: I daresay there isnt a fist on this earth that my puckered ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ couldnt engulf.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqri4Lvf-4s

8:08 PM - A bull's Penis: yeah lol that was the first thing I thought of when he got hard

A bull's Penis: Hey, are you a sexy widdle baby?
Colonel Sanders: only for you, you big sexy pedophile.
A bull's Penis: Mmm I'm gonna feed you full of dumplings
Colonel Sanders: rectally I hope
A bull's Penis: only the best of both worlds for you
Colonel Sanders: I have never known such happiness in my short time on this Earth.

10:40 PM - Sphotof: I shifted my head upwards, I saw a giant erection coming for me -- Christ, just dongs everywhere. Running naked through a cornfield, all these ♥♥♥♥♥ slapping me from every angle. But suddenly, with a furious roar, the 3rd level boss, Dark Dongulus shoved me off a cliff and I fell on a saguaro cactus, anus first. The burning sensation left my anus glowing red as a tomato, and left my entire body paralyzed. Second after second sitting on it I slowly descended and the cactus enveloped my entire colon. I could see a plethora of Chinese people laughing in the distance which only turned me on harder.

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8:37 PM - Waluigi, Banana Lord: i need your input on something
8:37 PM - Waluigi, Banana Lord: horse on bottom, or horse on top?
8:37 PM - Colonel Sanders: k
8:37 PM - Waluigi, Banana Lord: or maybe horse-y style?
8:37 PM - Colonel Sanders: I want to be the meat in a horse sandwich
8:37 PM - Colonel Sanders: right in the middle

I'm Satisfied: The Story of Spencer's House

It was a typical evening just like any other. Spencer was being hit on by Papadoplas while Vegar milked him. Blankenship was being awesome at everything. And Salman was being raped by the Cinnamon Toast Crunch guy. Soon enough the doorbell rang, and when Spencer looked out the window, he was greeted with an unusual sight: legendary Shigeru Miyamoto…in a Tanooki Suit. Spencer rushed to the door, and when he opened it, Miyamoto immediately stepped inside and unzipped his costume. Underneath, he was naked. “Wii would like to play,” he stammered in broken English, and in walked Masahiro Sakurai and Keiji Inafune. Both of them were also naked. A long awkward silence followed, but Inafune violently broke the ice by throwing his legs open and making the Mega Man charge up noise.

Suddenly, a donkey shot out of Inafune’s penis, leaving Spencer unsure whether he was more confused or aroused. Before he could decide, he was violently raped by this new ass, which unfortunately for him had a ♥♥♥♥ that turned into Flame Sword at the moment of penetration. While Spencer’s backside was on fire, Salman came downstairs to see what the commotion was. What he did not realize, however, was that the Cinnamon Toast Crunch man’s Rape Curse was already in effect, and so Sakurai immediately jumped on him and began dry humping. Could be worse…I could be getting flame boned like Spencer,” Salman thought to himself. Such foolish thoughts were soon dispelled, as Sakurai suddenly sprouted tentacles covered with spikes and tore Salman’s clothes off.

What came next, however, would scar someone even as ruined as Salman. Sakurai tore Salman’s penis off and inserted his spike-covered penis into the newly bloody hole. He said nothing, and began pounding. Just as Salman was about to have the most intense orgasm of his life, Sakurai unleashed load after load of glass shards deep into Salman, filling up his entire body. As Salman lay there, silently and in desperate need of medical attention, Inafune finished with Spencer by sending Flash Bomb after Flash Bomb into Spencer’s charred anus. As he contemplated what had just happened, he consoled himself with the thought that at least it was a bunch of gaming legends that had violated him and his friend. But, at that moment, Miyamoto, Sakurai, and Inafune pulled off their masks, and revealed their true identities. Spencer and Salman had been raped by Lieske, Hefner, and Monsquaz. It was a typical evening, indeed.

11:58 PM - therapistguy: what's the youngest and oldest thing you've had sex with
11:58 PM - Colonel Sanders: well animal years are a little different than human years, but I guess on the older side it was a St. Bernard of 82 human years
11:59 PM - Colonel Sanders: youngest would be a gerbil of 3 months i crammed into my anal cavity

i fukn wrek u kid

http://www.destructoid.com/grand-theft-grandma-gets-a-blowjob-and-goes-knife-crazy-245009.phtml

8:49 PM - I'm Swangin: what would you do if a bunch of naked men burst into your home, started mushroom slapping you for like ten minutes, and then just left?
8:49 PM - Colonel Sanders: Id consider that a merry christmas, and further reinforces my belief that miracles do come true.
8:50 PM - Colonel Sanders: Even better if they are singing christmas carols whilst beating me with their genitals

A bull's Penis: im going to bring a friend over and have sex on you
therapistguy: w-what

A bull's Penis: you wanna stick your head up my ass to check for aids and breast cancer?
Colonel Sanders: how unorthodox, surely I must try it.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Spencer: Huffman's ass is one of my favorite things, second only to horse ♥♥♥♥.

11:54 PM - I'm Swangin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By2yVTtsjRI
11:56 PM - I'm Swangin: how does this make you feel
11:56 PM - therapistguy: good to see huffman lost weight

4:12 PM - Axel: if i get an interview for a writing job, im gonna have for reference "I wrote short stories about my friends being raped and mutilated by grotesque and profound sexual implifications, and video game characters"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_kmIsmw2fc

11:08 PM - I'm Swangin: bru eggman
11:08 PM - I'm Swangin: >bru eggman
11:08 PM - I'm Swangin: >bro eggman
11:08 PM - I'm Swangin: >eggman bro
11:08 PM - I'm Swangin: >eggman is a bro

I hope this isn't chris's blood

♥♥♥♥♥ of the Graphics part 4
Huffman delivered the dud dildo to his enigmatic boss. However, the boss figured it out after grasping the cylindrical strobe of marble crome lusty gold. “You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥! I knew this would happen. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ knew it! You ♥♥♥♥, go get grazed by the cheese grader.” The boss cooled down after ass grinding his subordinate. “It’s time for Pig Benis to move.”
Salman had traveled to port town. According to rumors, a city in the sky called Angel’s Keep is said to have something that holds great value. Salman thinks it could be the Graphics, or maybe another clue to its whereabouts. “I’m so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tired” he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Salman went to get a pizza at Father Jim’s. Perhaps Salman can have a nice dinner without some assault…♥♥♥♥ that!

“So the little ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bursts through my abdomen. I was struck with pain I never thought I feel. Now I know the feeling of being penetrated, and I thought the skanks I jingle with felt no ends to my charms. But if I ever see that yiffer again, I’m gonna ♥♥♥♥ him up so badly, every piece of ♥♥♥♥ will look like gold compared to his ass!” Salman entered the restaurant and saw Nathan just then. “Well ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!” Nathan bashed Salman through the wall at light speed. He started pummeling him with rapist combos and arial ♥♥♥♥ storms of punches and kicks. Salman looks ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Suddenly! The port town began to have an earthquake, which wasn’t possible. Pig Benis ascended from the ground, standing at 60 feet and 3556 lb. Nathan and Salman were staring in fear and excitement to the new opponent.

Pig Benis did not give his targets time to react, he it whipped out its erected – empire state building – ♥♥♥♥ and began to jack off like a wild, lust beast. Car sized sperm was raining down on Nathan and Salman as they tried their best to dodge the incoming penal extracts. Nathan grabbed a nearby gas tank and chucked it at Pig Benis. The impact caused an explosion that would think to slow down the over grown monkey spanker, but it wasn’t. It only made him more ravaged and began to aggressively thrust that ♥♥♥♥. More and more jizz bombs were plowing the streets. Salman didn’t know what to do but scream in a panic. “NONONONONONONONONO!!!” He said, while running in circles.

The splattered sperm droplings had destroyed the town, killing everyone not strong enough to withstand the toxic fumes, which smelled like urine. Pig Benis then sucker punched Natthan, sending him flying. Salman was left alone with the giant, bating pig. He stared into the eyes of a pig demon and its even greater ♥♥♥♥. Pig Benis opened its mouth, ready to charge a hyper beam. Salman looked around and saw the dead bodies of the town civilians covered in pig sperm. “Are you serious!?”

He clenched his fists and began to emit a strange aura. However, it wasn’t a normal aura; it was sexually charged by x chromosomes and started to react to all the jizz that laid waste to the port town. All the jizz became attracted to Salman and flew at him. Over 1200 pounds of pig sperm oozed all over Salman and began to take form. The Jizz formed into a giant fighting dildo. Salman was at the heart of this thing and used its power to fight Pig Benis. Salman threw a punch and the dildo…thing’s…arm synchronized a punch, too, knocking Pig Benis back before he could fire the hyper beam. With ass exposed, Salman’s Fighting Dildo launched into Pig Benis and began to drill it like a horizontal twister. Salman was inside Pig Benis’ rectum now along with 1200 pounds of jizz. “You ♥♥♥♥♥!” Salman yelled as he channeled a great explosion within the beast. The explosion was enough to destroy Pig Benis and pig guts scattered everywhere.

Salman reverted back to his dull self in a jizz, blood, and pig guts spilled town, full of corpses. “Oh ♥♥♥♥” he said silently. He casually walked to a dock and stole a boat to use to get across the ocean to continue his quest.

5:18 PM - Namlas: I haven't talked to nathan yet, but I'm assuming that he'll be able to come back as well
5:18 PM - AngelofDeath: yeah
5:18 PM - AngelofDeath: alex said he won't though
5:20 PM - AngelofDeath: http://images.4chan.org/v/src/1296685192037.jpg
5:20 PM - AngelofDeath: savor it
5:20 PM - Namlas: yeah, he said
5:20 PM - Namlas: MOTEHR ♥♥♥♥♥♥ DAMMIT BRIAN
5:20 PM - AngelofDeath: he said that?

♥♥♥♥♥ of the Graphics 3
“Yeah…the impact began like you planned. Ya huh, and he was acting like a real yiffer. I don’t think you’ll have any problems now. No, the other one is still out there, but with that wound, Nathan won’t be able to stand up to you. Yeah, I thought so, too. What? Oh the golden dildo is with me. Yeah…he should be in the middle of “his” sodomy process. Salman’s game over, yeah. It looks like the others won’t be needed, but keep them in check. Me? Don’t worry; I’m going to deliver the dildo to you myself. Bye.”

Yaks was in the care of the sloth, as our ♥♥♥♥ eating hero, Salman, was held captive by TheRapistGuy. All she could say was something generic. “You’re not going to get away with this. If I had fists, I’d make a bloody bro out of yer sorry arse!” “Well, get raped.” His ultimate comeback! Yaks asked who he is, to which he implied “Ryan”.
“WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!” Salman awoke to that loud scream. It the same chilling scream from his kidnapper. “What…WHAT! Where is this who am I?!” Salman was freaking out. He was strapped upside down in an abandoned chocolate factory. He had a ♥♥♥♥ drawn on his face, illustrated quite nicely, and written on it said “Bite it!” Salman was going to be molested to death and turned into a chocolate covered penis by TheRapistGuy. At least that’s what translates as “AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!” Salman needed to escape but was helpless like the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ yiffer he is…or what he thinks.

A foot away from his face was TheRapistGuy’s metallic cartilage. Suddenly! “♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Tentacles bursts out of Salman. Bebecame something of a zerg, or worse, a hentai demon! TheRapistGuy was immediately entangled in acid oozing tentacles, and they proceeded to rape TheRapistGuy like HA+ H+ + A, but with melting tentacles. This time, TheRapistGuy had a logical scream. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!”

“Yeah, ♥♥♥♥ you, I’m leaving now.” Salman had returned to his normal state. He apparently was aware that he defeated the crazed killer as a zerg like beast. But he was only the beginning of what villains are coming. What kind of powers does Salman really have? He thinks he’s a badass now, but he’ll need to rape more than that to accomplish his quest.
“Yeah, it’s me Ryan. I’m on my way. Oh him? Don’t worry. I’ve gained his trust. I gave his lackey, Huffman, a dummy dildo. They have no idea that the real one can talk, and she talks like a “kid”. I’ve never seen this…that yiffer actually beat him. His…spontaneous powers…can be used for our needs, and to dispose of Doug and the Killer Badass’. I’m glad you agree, Mr. Lisky.

♥♥♥♥♥ of the Graphics: Part 2
Salman, after being rescued by the golden dildo, Yaks, he continued his journey to Gangrape to recover the almighty Graphics. If he fails his quest, then Nikami will be in an epidemic of herpes. Salman had a world map given to him by the King. It would guide him to various locations across the globe that is possible clues to the whereabouts of Gangrape.
“Hey partner, you know where we’re heading? This isn’t like a game where we can wonder around for hours and not starve to death. Ya ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ yiffer!” Salman was becoming agitated by the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mouth of his partner.
“Ya freak ♥♥♥♥♥!” Salman yelled at the dildo. He chucked her into a river and thought to himself “We don’t need this.” Salman went his way into a nearby city to find some vacancy. Yaks was heading down stream when a hand came out and grabbed a hold of the ♥♥♥♥ like, talkative weapon. “Oy!?” Yaks was taken by a stranger, and a sloth at that. “Just who the hell are ya?”

“Uh…I dunno. But I bet you’ll make a fine gift for the Rapist Guy…Aw yeah.” This thief disappeared into the river’s mist with Yaks. Salman stayed the night at a motel, and he had a nightmare, a terrible one. He was running away naked from a giant dragon made of testicles. It had a penis that conceived the head and neck structure, and it shot acid piss out at Salman’s trail, melting a hole in front of him. He tripped out of shock and his ass was exposed. The horrible looking beast dove right onto his ass and he awoke and shouted “NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!” Salman then realized it was guilt. He abandoned his new partner over a racist subjective argument. “I’m such an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥” He thought.
Salman stepped out and saw that no one was around. He was surrounded by emptiness and a cold chill. He was walking along a long parking lot. All the cars were intact, but no drivers; the stores and restaurants were also open, but nothing.

He suddenly saw a caped man standing across from him. He was shrouded in raggedy clothes and was glaring at Salman like an obsessed stalker. He then shouted like a frightening animal “AUUUGHHGHGAUGHAAAAGHHHHAGGHHHUAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!” as he charged at Salman.
“Oh ♥♥♥♥! Oh ♥♥♥♥!” Salman said as he started running as fast as he could. But as soon as he took a couple of steps he tripped! Salman passed out and was carried away by the cloaked man as if he were Valtiel. Meanwhile, atop from a nearby building, another watches. “Salman! Ya better wake up! Don’t let The Rapist Guy take you away like that, C’MON!”
The sloth just lied there watching, as Yaks did in fear for Salman’s fate. “I could just give you to The Rapist Guy now, but that’s too much effort. I’m just going to lie here for a bit.” He passes out with the dildo in hand. “Aw crap, now what?”

♥♥♥♥♥ of the Graphics: Part 1
Video games have emerged from the ashes of asses of godly Designers of Gangrape. But what is so aw about the video games? It is the Graphics. It is the mystical force of the universe, and beyond any beauty of a waifuu. No one has ever set eyes on the Graphics, for anyone who has, has been raped through the ass and mouth.

The land of Nikami has been mutilated by jizz covered spores. They hurled from a great plague. The inseminated spores carried herpes and contaminated everyone. Only one man was spared from the plague of semen, Salman. He was too busy cowering from his bully ogre, Nathan. Nathan uses his ass to attack Salman daily, almost like a greeting ritual.
On the day of the plague, the king, Oni, called for both Nathan and Salman. He treated them to a fine dinner of piss and vintage porn. Oni requested that Nathan and Salman journey across the lands and sea to find the ancient Graphics. It is the only hope for civilization.