Teamflasher
aw, poor baby!
United States
a flashbang a day keeps helen keller at bay
a flashbang a day keeps helen keller at bay
I AM NOT THROWING
Hi there,

If you are reading this, I sincerely apologize for any inconvenience I have caused during a game we may have played together. If you are here to write a nasty comment on my profile, please hear me out beforehand.

Video games have been a part of my life for as long as I can remember. I started out playing Runescape when I was 8 years old and what seemed to be a healthy hobby soon transitioned into an unhealthy addiction for MOBAS and FPS games. However I realized at a young age that I was very bad at games... and I would always be the worst player in every match I ever played. I truly wanted to be good at SOMETHING... ANYTHING, but it was impossible. I soon convinced my parents to hire a personal video game therapist. I was soon after diagnosed with "SAGS", the "Sub-par at Games Syndrome".

So please be considerate and open minded about the disease plaguing my mind and body. When I team-flash you, I am actually trying to flash the enemy team but I have built-in lag in my head causing me to process in-game events 10 seconds later than usual. When I team-kill you, it is my inability to differentiate my teammates from my enemies.

Thank you for your understanding and I know that you will be sympathetic for I am trying my hardest to overcome this. I would do the same for you <3.
Recent Activity
975 hrs on record
last played on 10 Sep, 2023
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last played on 29 Nov, 2020
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last played on 23 Jan, 2020
Donald 7 Aug, 2023 @ 12:24am 
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Donald 7 Aug, 2023 @ 12:24am 
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Goblin baby 29 Jun, 2023 @ 1:42am 
-rep plays like hes blind and deaf
LipTron 12 Mar, 2023 @ 11:09pm 
This guy wants our team to purposely lose
1% Daily 12 Mar, 2023 @ 11:09pm 
Extreme Griefer Account Needs to be Banned.
xz0r 18 Dec, 2022 @ 10:32pm 
+rep carries every game