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Okay okay, i see the milkshake spill on the sofa. You just had to give it to em, we hadn't been at the flat for more than two minutes before you started hammering those chicks. We were just supposed to fix the sink, but we; ''two fully beard grown men in carpenter clothes'' made the job a-lot harder considdering the fact that these two blond ladies were petit af. You told me to torque the one in the red skirt, but she took forever to finish so we ended up switching roles. You used the hammer, while i bended her over.

We drove off when we were done, got us some icecream coffee's with extra cream and got paid a day later.

- Did we really fix the sink? I think not

Yeah, so the other day i was on my way up Midtre-Billingstadsletta 54, i had been calling him 15 times on the phone but i couldnt hear him. Little did i know, he had been muting his mic because he was taking a sh!t. Slip&Slidin down there i find him warming up an ice coffee holding a blacked out banana in the other hand. I didnt ask him about it bc i already knew he had it going for a while. Things were starting to get weird so i ordered four crispy fried chickenMCtenderfilët buckets with fries, dip and a large soda to wash it all down. OH and a pack of rulletobakk med risla

Years down, he had just signed a rent for a two-room shabby flat downtown and had one of his first meals there. Sitting there with his big kebab tallerken topped with extra hot sauce, chilli peppers on the side and some jalapenos, he opens his Dell laptop from 04’ and plugs in his 50cent microphone. Soaking wet, hot and gasping for air to his mouth, he leans into the mic and hits record. «SITTIN HERE FANAZIZIN BOUT U LAYIN ON YO STUMACH TURNIN THAT BIG O’L-redASS-UP». Leaning back after hitting the stop button, he LEANS FORWARD AGAIN wondering why he didnt order that vanilla milkshake aside with that hot af meal. Ait Fittur tittur, Monica

me: let's finger paint!
paint: WHAT!
lets: I'm scared
scared: no I'm scared
no : Hi scared
Skibiti toilet: fein fein fein fein fein fein fein

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx