Hey, just wanna say that the new Surf Gang album reminded me that AT LEAST WE TRIED in our relationship, you were my CINDERELLA but we had some PROBLEMS (OUTRO) that we couldn't work out, and there was just 2 MUCH GOING ON for us to keep going, I understand that. But I miss those nights at the PARTY at 6AM under the MAY WEATHER with that MOSQUITO P2 flying around when you were whispering sweet nothings IN MY EAR for 24 HRS P2 straight and it felt like a dream and made me feel like I DONT WANNA WAKE UP. WOAH, i didnt mean to get too sentimental, sorry. Tell your mom i said hi.

Kung Pow Penis

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended