lemme borrow a fry bro

teach a man to cook and he can't fish but teach a man to fish and he feeds himself and cooks teach man cook and cook good not good he die starve teach man fish not starve cook and fish starve not if you've heard that before yes cook man teach fish fish fish cook and hunger not hunger not when fish man cook but hunger is stave when fish not fish not catch fish hook hook man fish catch fish fish man not teach man fish feed lifetimes
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Jerry

hi jerry

gugga

jery

good googly moogly that thang is JUICY !!!

What cosmic horrors have you summoned to detail your page

This is not the fortnite main page where am I

I am sorry, i just needed to vent. Recently i worked up the courage to go to a gamer's meetup, in hopes of finding like-minded friends irl. Most people there happened to be Tales of Arise/Final Fantasy/Persona players.
Someone asked me what i like playing, when i said Trails of Coldsteel, they just swarmed me, making jokes about telling me that the age of consent is 18. And just kept calling me a p**ophile in a public mall with so many people around us. People around were staring at me. I said i want to go to bathroom, and ran home as fast as i could, also shed some tears Ngl.
Sorry, i just couldn't sleep last night, and i hate the fact that just because of playing Coldsteel, i had to bear such humiliation by ignorant fools that know nothing about Trails. They haven't played even a second of Kiseki, and just following the hate train bandwagon stereotype that's prevalent on the internet against Rean. I hope things get better, for now i am not leaving my house again for a meetup ever.

+Rep Killed Rat King Leon Kennedy. It was an honor to meet you, but an even greater honor to meet me.

HAHAHAHAHA dude ♥♥♥♥ yeah

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We need to play AoT Tribute Game again

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lol this is gay

i love you guys too!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I, minecraft.

STRAIGHT OUTTA MINECRAFT
CRAZY MINERBLOCKER NAMED STEVE
FROM THE GANG CALLED CREEPERS WITH STEVE
WHEN I'M CALLED OFF, I GOT A BOW OUT
SQUEEZE THE ARROW AND MOBS ARE HAULED OFF
YOU TOO NOOB IF YOU GRIEF ON ME
THE ADMINS ARE GONNA HAVE TO COME AND BAN ME
OFF YOUR SERVER, THAT'S HOW I'M GOING OUT
FOR THE PUNK MINERBLOCKERS THAT'S SHOWING OUT
ZOMBIES START TO MUMBLE, THEY WANNA MUMBLE
SLASH EM AND KILL EM IN A LAVAPIT LIKE MICRO
GOING OFF ON A NETHERREALMER LIKE THAT
WITH A SWORD THAT'S POINTED AT YO GLASS
SO GIVE IT UP SMOOTH
AINT NO TELLING WHEN I'M DOWN FOR A DIAMOND TOOL

HERE'S A MINER RAP TO KEEP YALL DANCIN
WITH A CRIME RECORD LIKE HEROBRINE
TNT IS THE TOOL *BA-BA-BA-BOOM*
DON'T MAKE ME ACT A CREEPERKILLIN FOOL
ME YOU CAN GO FIST TO FIST NO DIAMONDS
I'M KNOCKIN ENDERMEN OUT THE MINE DAILY
YO WEEKLY MONTHLY AND YEARLY
UNTIL THEM DUMB DEVELOPERS SEE CLEARLY
THAT I'M DOWN WITH THE CAPITAL T-N-T
NOOB YOU CAN'T GRIEF WITH ME
SO WHEN I'M IN YOUR SERVER, YOU BETTER DUCK
CAUSE STEVE IS CRAZY

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

no you gamer

I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Cars 2 in theaters & a black teenager shouted 'this ♥♥♥♥♥ eating beans' & everyone laughed.

the big sex

THIS ♥♥♥♥♥ EATING BEANS

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO ♥♥♥♥♥♥ STREAMIN ON ANDROID SYKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEE ＣＵＭＣＵＭＣＵＭ

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lies and slander

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dude tried to buy a csgo knife off of me, begged for me to send it to him so he could "test it out", then offered to pay with nudes instead of euros

attention everyone, this man has a big iq

very good

deez nuts

your and idiot

Top memer A+

lo siento onii-chan

Oi get rid of your weeb ♥♥♥♥ profile background you wacky weeb
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