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+rep friendly player <3

You probably jack off in your pink sweater to guys kissing, huh? You probably sit down, letting your hips touch, toes facing away from one another, balls resting, huh? You probably sit your phone down on the wall to watch porn, then you bite the sleeve of your sweater and moan, huh? You probably grip your ♥♥♥♥ with all your might because it's so tiny, huh? You probably let other guys bully your ♥♥♥♥ into submission, huh? Answer me damn it!

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Happy New Year Bro Cousin

Glad mum is getting those gainz slayy queen!

35m my mom went to get me food but she has been gone for three hours. If she's not home we will be stuck with only frozen pizza and French fries. She's making me really upset.

Edit- curly fries not the regular crap

Another edit- she said she got stuck in a storm but it wasn't even raining hard? Ig the issue is resolved though. I got of a video call with her and she told me not to tell my dad she was gone so long. The camera was shaking and there was a lot of grunting and cooing. I think she is going to the gym and doesn't want me to know.

Hahah, ggs bud keep up the pressure

Such wise words from the wise ♥♥♥♥ himself. I feel blessed.

U are bad at fighting games, uninstall

happy birthday king

kenwostus, Master of the Art of Rage Quit, what is your wisdom?

Welcome to my house, as you can see I've knocked over so many chairs because I get so tilted at the towers. Well, you see, it's a gamer pad. Not many girls come in here because I get friend-zoned so frequently. But that's okay. The friend-zone is not as pleasant as you'd think. They don't treat you like a friend, they treat you like an item. Sometimes I wish I could be more than just an accessory to these women, but unfortunately, as a Gamer, I don't get respect.

People with extremely low IQ's usually learn to orgasm by age 13. People with extremely high IQ's usually learn at age 7 or so. I had my first orgasm at age 3 by rubbing my genitals on hot air vents. When I had an IQ test as a child it was so high that they didn't tell me because they thought I would become conceited. I later discovered it was 170. The standard IQ test is flawed because it only measures intelligence thru a narrow scope which is why it favors artificial intelligence and Asians despite their social ineptitude.

anime bob

You fool, you absolute buffoon. You think you can challenge me in my own realm? How dare you try to mock the one and only Aarian-San. Repent now or suffer endlessly agony in the afterlife

This one time I went on a hike with my friend and he brought a large Ziploc bag of trail mix and he went off to take a leak by a tree and I jacked his trail mix and I went behind a tree myself and I squeezed one out really quick and I busted a nut inside of his trail mix. And when he came back he said, "What's this? Melted white chocolate?"

And I said, "No, I just felt your trail mix wasn't diverse enough and I wanted to give you another kind of nut in your trail mix to be a good friend."

He looked at me and a tear fell down his cheek and he said, "That's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me. You're really the best friend I could ever ask for." And he gobbled up that trail mix without a second thought.

That was one of the greatest days of my life and I really bonded with that friend that day. We still text back and forth and we reminisce about those where he ate my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nut.