+rep cute

😂🍔

i heard you're still in the market for some rodents

my pookie

+rep would take you out to a fancy dinner so you would take me home to meet your mom. Then I would leave you and go on a date with your mom

+rep, nasty surfer

wait, wait, wait... hold your horses.. uhm.. YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!! O_O Not to be a freak, but.... just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive... you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", rofl

So the other day, I was playing rainbow six siege, and I heard one of my teammates make a callout in the voice chat. It was a real life gamer girl. God, I kid you not, I just stopped playing and pulled my ♥♥♥♥ out. “♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥!” I was yelling in voice chat. I just wanted to hear her voice again. “Please,” I moaned. But she left the lobby. I was crying and covered in my own ♥♥♥, but I remembered that I could find recent teammates in the ubiplay friends tab. I frantically closed down siege and opened the tab, to find out she had TTV IN HER NAME!!! She was streaming, and only had 100 viewers!!! The competition was low, so I made the first move and donated my months rent to her. I was already about to pre. She read my donation in the chat. God this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time. I did a little research, and found out where she goes to school, but I am a little nervous to talk to her in person, and need support. Any advice before my Uber gets to her middle school?

A female, on le Reddit? Hang on fellas I got this!

Tips fedora brim over eyes to give an aura of mystery and glides up to you on my light up heelies

H-hi m'lady, would you perhaps consider being my qt 3.14 gf? snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ "man if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and I'll ride the cool roller coasters!"

c'mon, luck be a lady tonight! cross fingers and gulps s-so...adjusts collar and looks firmly what do you say to my proposal? waits patiently :3

Plzrespond, I'm a nice guy who will treat you right unlike all those other ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who only care about looks!

Don't ignore me you rancid swine, I knew it #niceguys finish last! You're probably out having dinner with Chad now!

Filthy McNasty: i am a deli hater unfortunately

Who's a good awper boy? Is it you? Yes you are! You little awpy wawpy boy you :3 you're such a good boy for me with that big gun of yours <3

peppy maccy

Oh im sorry, I just looked at your profile I didnt realize you were a lady. (and a beautiful one at that) I try my best to respect women. Especially women in gaming. Im sorry. Maybe you could add me on steam and we can play some games together. We could play stardew valley, roblox, Minecraft, animal crossing, maybe even a little valorant. Add me. Sorry about my name. My cousin made it a while back. He is not a good person like me and does not carry my values.

Good day ma'am

Also I PM'ed you. Take a look and lmk what you think.

加我兄弟 :3

Signed by the real LuluCooly!

same

F-FILTHY WILTHY DILTHY HILTHY PILTHY VILTHY ZILTHY

listen man ive see your twitter recently and i just gotta say youre got youre one of the most beautiful women ive ever seen youre gorgeous and id love for something to happen between us haha but i know thatll never happen ive been in a wheelchar since 2013 and im sorry im going on haahaa anyways to the point would you like to have my credit card information? you can just buy whatever you want haha i just love you sorryyy ._.

signed

Hey girl, i notice you're very sexy body and face. I am a rich 23 years old man from pakistan, very handsome and good body. i have been looking for love for many month, but girl always reject when they see my height 5 feet 7. Dont let it bother please, i wish and hope you can look past that. I am really a nice guy, loyal and will take good care of your and youre family. I am still virgin, never had sex or kiss a girl but i think i can be very good lover if you give me chance. I do not care if your not best looking, i want woman to love for personality, not good looks. To be date for me you have to be white, blonde not fat, large ass is good and you must know man is the guy who make the rules in house and you obey. If you date me i give you money, you give sex and i please you too with sex. If interested send personal message to my or gmail me pakiprince911@gmail.com. Thank and pls give me chance

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-rep american woman

bro bro

mr obama