How blatant can Valve be? Seriously? So instead of the spike they have something called a "bomb"? Instead of abilities they have "nades mollies and smokes". Instead of agents it's terrorists and counter-terrorists? What is this the 1970s? It's almost as if they copied but halfway through they got lazy and just released the game. Valve should be ashamed of themselves. I guess imitation is the best form of flattery, Riot is so kind to not come after Valve legally. Blatant rip off of Valorant this game is

im doing you a favour and leaving the valorant team lol, even though all the 🇸​hit we went through i still wish you the best in life. i cant sit here and hope something thats never gong to happen will happen. youve proven you want to play Marvel's Spider-Man Remastered, youve made your choice even though you won't admit it for some reason. i just wish you were straight up with me with not wanting to play valorant with me, probably wouldve made this a lot easier on the both of us. im going to miss all of the little moments we shared and all the nights we stayed up playing unrated on valorant while on discord, i loved that so much. you gave me my peak of e-Happiness and did so much for me in such a short period of time. It was amazing while it lasted, never wanted it to end up like this. I know the majoirty of the things i say dont mean anything to you, but i hope this one last message will. You'll always have a place in my heart. Goodbye

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

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After a good game of CSGO, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CSGO and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a CSGO lan party. He said he was coming and i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg, he then forcefully tried to penetrate me luckily I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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I, Jotaro Kujo, am labeled as a punk. I tend to overdo it with my opponents in fights, so much that some are still in the hospital. There was one idiot teacher who was all talk, so I taught him a lesson, and he hasn't come back to school. At restaurants that serves me lousy food, I leave without paying the bill all the time. But even I... know nauseating evil when I see it. Evil is when you use the weak for your own gain, and crush them under their foot. Especially a woman! That is exactly what you've done. Your stand isn't visible to the victim or the law. Therefore... I shall judge you!

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UGH my crush saw me fapping in class while I was looking at her!! And her parents r making a "lawsuit" against me. What does that even mean!? 🤔🙄

I am in 5th grade.. I have a crush on this girl her hair smells like roses and her personality is golden so I decided to peacefully fap to her beautiful face in the middle of math because it was SOOO boring 😂😂😂 savage anyways she caught me and i was thinking she liked it making winks and smiling to her but she did not like it. 😒🤔😕so weird. she screamed then she started running to the principal office 😢🙄😬i cant stand that boomer 😂 savage 💯😎 anyway when she reported me she started spreading it 😭🙄🙄🙄😝now people call me weird and a 'loser' like whatt!???? 🙄 im totally a winner and part of the logang ✔️✔️✔️👍😂🥇😎

hanks for lending me your spare ferrari so I could get to class the other day. if you weren't there when my car was undergoing maintenance, i probably would've bombed that exam. i don't know if i can accept your offer of keeping it, but you saved my life dude

edit: just saw the wads of cash tucked under the seat. this is enough to pay off my college debt i don't know how i can make it up to you dude, you're a lifesaver

thanks for lending me your spare ferrari so I could get to class the other day. if you weren't there when my car was undergoing maintenance, i probably would've bombed that exam. i don't know if i can accept your offer of keeping it, but you saved my life dude

edit: just saw the wads of cash tucked under the seat. this is enough to pay off my college debt i don't know how i can make it up to you dude, you're a lifesaver

In a recent scientific study conducted by Harvard University, it was established that 100% of homosexual are, in fact, gay.
For me, this was a shocking revelation that completely changed my mindset about homosexuals. I'm not sure if I can support their rights anymore after this.

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‼️🚨ATTENTION LIBTARDS🚨‼️

😈 I hope y'all are ready to get 🚑🔥BURNED🔥🚑 by 🧐 Ben Shapiro ✡️✡️ and anally 🤜🙏 DESTROY 🏴‍☠️ your views 🤭

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Get ready 👶 trigglypuffs 👶 for the 🔊 OWNING 🔫 of a lifetime 🏴‍☠️ courtesy of the 🇺🇸 MAGApedes 🇺🇸

Donkey Kong is probably the most positive portrayal of Black People I’ve ever seen in video games. He’s strong, heroic, caring, but not afraid to get violent when someone tries to disturb the peace on Kongo Bongo. I myself am black, and I’ve always looked up to Donkey Kong because he’s a better role model to me than anyone else in my life has ever been. Kids would make fun of me at school when I ate bananas, or rolled like Donkey Kong, or threw barrels, or wore a red tie, but it didn’t matter because Donkey Kong was all I had in my life. Without him, I’d be dead or a drug addicted thug like my brothers.

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Hey Fortnite Gamers! John Wick is trapped in Tilted Towers, and needs your help to escape. First, you will need to give us your parent's credit card information. Be sure to include the expiration date on the back. Then, we need your SSN. After that, John Wick will be able to gain access to a Scar which will help him defeat the tomato heads and successfully escape!

Good Luck!

Melania says she's the most 👉bullied person👈 in the world.☝️ Fake news! 👌Donald Trump is the 👉most👈 bullied person👋 in the world.☝️ He gets bullied so much!☝️ 👉Nobody👈 gets☝️ bullied ☝️🤜more than him.🤚 He is very 👏good👏... the best at👆 everything.👆 Even at being bullied.💪 So I'm telling you — 👉👉He is the most bullied person in the world!👈👈☝️

Press F to pay your respects to Michael's pc

Science Teacher: Aristotle believed that everything was made of four elements. what are they?

Me: Water. Earth. Fire. Air.

Teacher: Good now w-

Me: long ago the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the fire nation attacked.

Teacher: What?

Me: Only the Avatar, master of all four elements could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.

Student: why are you doing this.

Me: A hundred years past and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang, and although his airbending skills are great. He had alot to learn before he's ready to save anyone.

Student: How do you remember all this?

Me: BUT I BELIEVE

Student: no Student: Don't say it Student: don't you dare say it

Me: THAT AANG CAN SAVE THE WORLD

LIGMA is part of the BOFA spectrum of conditions. LIGMA (Loose Internal Gene Mi-Asintits) is the second stage of BOFA (Biologically Offset Farkwnian Asintits). In this state, the disease interferes with the immune system and increases the risk of developing common infections such as tuberculosis. Given the weakened immune system, many of the patients, such as popular Fortnite streamer Ninja, die on this stage of the Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits (BOFA). It is also the last treatable stage. Although not effectrie. there are treatments to LIGMA: LIGMA-BALLS (Bi-Asonurdick Lateral Lactatioustits Sequence) that, even though it's experimental, have shown some promise. With stopping the spread of BOFA at the LIGMA stages, it can stop patients from going into the third and final phase of the BOFA sequence: ETMA, (Entrenched Terminal Mi-Asintits)

Technically, pansexuality is the least gay sexuality

If you are straight, you like girls, who like guys, which means it's 25% gay

If you are gay, well that's 100% gay

Bisexuality is 50% gay, because you like both

Pansexuality however, is an attraction to all the genders, 56 are politically recognized, and only one is male, so Pansexuality only makes you 1.78% gay

This concludes my research, good day!

I've started using Shrek as a unit of time, where 1 shrek = 1hr 35min (the length of the movie)

Examples: "See you in a shrek!" (1hr 35min) "Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)

"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month)

Hey guys I'm littlebird03 and i would love to tell you about myself 1=yes 2=maybe 3=NO

do i accept random friend requests? 2 will i donate? 3 will i sell my places? 3 am i nice? 1 So thats some about me. Heres more!

Level on Clockworks Calculator:36 Type of games i play:Horror,FPS,RPG ALTS:NONE My games That got over 100 visits: SLENDER CITY FAV FOOD:Crab Legs FAV GAME:Goldeneye:Reloaded Famous peeps i've met: Litozinnamon (Not in Person)

I love you💗💞 you’re my baby💛🌼you’re my love😍💋marry me💍👰have my kids🤰👼live w me🏡💚sleep w me😴💕hold me close✨💕never leave me☝️😤love me forever☺️💕you’re mine😍💕

i can be your hero baby

no u

+rep gay

If he had a choice between paying his student debts or getting another steam badge, he'd be one level higher than he currently is on steam

-rep boosted bonobo

-rep worst csgo player in our group

+rep for best csgo player in our group

michael is better than ethan at smash

honestly a legend
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hello old friend, I am back, and I am better

+rep real homie

-rep using smurf/alt accounts to +rep yourself

+rep real homie

-rep phony homie

+rep big awp big slap

+rep doesn't press ctrl+s on his budding video editing project for the meme

+rep best donator to have ever existed. In fact, the only one.

This the type of guy to never consider a restart when there are problems on his iMac gaming rig.

After much observation, I can confirm that he actually chokes every round.