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Ive made that judgement from the thick gloopy puddle that's on the floor and seems to be running out of your trouser leg.
Aha, dont go all red its nothing to be ashamed of. Infact i find it rather pleasing.
*collects gloopy liquid in a small white container* Goodboy! Serving up daddy with some sticky icky fishy gloopy goodness for supper. Youre daddys favourite kitten. Now let them eyes go back. Daddy put a special suprise in Kittens drink. Dont worry, tomorrow you'll feel alot better. You'll feel so good infact you'll be naked with the inability to walk. But remember, Daddy loves you.
But then my head started to feel strange and my knees went week. I woke up later to find that my genitals had been tied up like a balloon animal and the doctor said i would never be able to have kids. This was one of the most thought provoking moments of my life and taught me to never meet people online.
Although this man has put me through great terror, I thank him for teaching me this lesson.
At first everything was normal. He expressed his interests in art and how he looks after those who are incapable of looking after themeselves.
I thought very highly of this man because he is a respected member of his community.
3 days prior to writing this and 4 days into our social relationship i decided i would come visit him as it was only a 4 hour drive from my home.
I got my shoes on, gelled my hair, washed my face and grabbed the nearest child before heading out to meet him.
When i first arrived his home seemed slightly disturbing. Many photos of half naked furrys covered in blood flooded the walls. But this was a minor inconvenience for me as I am a travel journalist and often visit the cannibalistic islands of southern Texas.
As we sat down to eat I noticed something, something that i will never be able to erase from my mind and i still see it every time i close my eyes.
There in front of me was the carcass of JoJo-Siwa.
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"I feel like I'm absorbing some weird fluid," spluttered Spongebob as Krabs' nasty crustaceo-jizz poured from his mouth, nose and eyes.
"NOW EARN YOUR KEEP, LANDLUBBER," said Krabs as he grabbed Spongebob by his jizz-soaked trousers and began using him to clean the floor.
"Oh Mr. Krabs, I-"
"CALL ME MASTER YE ♥♥♥♥♥"
Krabs stepped down hard in Spongebob and a puddle of his own jizz began spreading radially on the floor of the Krusty Krab.
"Hurgghbglbgblblgbl."
"CHOKE ON IT, YE INVERTEBRATE, OR I CAN'T GET HARRRRRRD. THESE CLAWS AREN'T JUST GOOD FER MATIN…OH, WAIT, YES THEY ARE," said Krabs as he caressed his eleventh leg.
The jizz began floating up toward the ceiling as Krabs brandished his seven-inch red masthead. You have to realize this is to scale, so it was about twice his body size