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built a wall

like plague inc but evolved

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wait this ones actually not that bad

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kylian mbappe is not real

sharty hard

Look, I know the secret to success in FIFA. The game is made up of this little actions that are played on when a certain chain of events happens in a determined sequence. I have a certified 121 IQ and I've been a member of MENSA for more than eleven years, in fact I always have my card ready to show in my wallet whenever someone questions my intellect. So you can imagine that it was no trouble learning the thousands of events that can happen in this stupid ass tridimensional game in less than three days. I know every movement that my attacker is going to make. Just. Beforehand. My eyes see the players of my enemy move and my brain identifies their vulnerable, weak movement right before they try to surpass my rock solid defense. The gentle touch of my strikers break hips among legions of defenders. This way I've acquired over 5 million dollars in three years, winning two consecutive titles of the FIFA Championship For Players Award. With this money, I've invested in 20 different emerging industries and with the returning revenue I've helped the careers of several dozens of ghetto kids. I could've chosen to be a cancer scientist, a succesful entepreneur or a NASA astronaut. I chose to be a FIFA player. What will you choose?