Recent reviews by max.dll

first off, this game should NOT have very positive reviews. I would rather drag my bare sack across one thousand miles of broken glass while simultaneously inserting thumbtacks into every pore on my body than spend another second playing this terrible abomination of a "video game" if you want to call it that. I personally wouldn't. I wasted 6 whole minutes of my precious time to fry my brain with this awful, garbage, easy, stupid, redundant, bottom text video game. I should get financially compensated for the time I have wasted on this dumpster fire of a virus. I would personally reach my hand into my own mouth and fully grab my tongue and pull it out of my head and wipe my eyes just so I could never look at this cancerous garbage again. please delete this abomination off of the steam store. thank you.

10/10