you are NOT getting argus

subway rat made eye contact with me and said "join us. when the train comes we slide under the tracks and feel it rumble over us like a warm thunderstorm. we live forever and we love to live" I said no thank you I am too large he turned away from me, and I cried

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Congratulations on reclaiming that precious hour, fellow gamer! May your Daylight Savings windfall fuel epic raids, flawless headshots, and zero lag in the sessions ahead. Game on!

yoo

HELLO MISTA WHYTE MAN, CAN I HAVE SOME WELFARE AND RAPE?

This guy games

Wow! Imagine being this guy for a day! Erm, can someone say nightmare? Haha! Totally not cool dude!

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hey

this guy killed me with props in RP but the admins didnt do anything please report him to steam

This guy got hepatitis c from a park bench

why did the chicken cross the road

to blow up the twin towers

This dude so retarted he try n feed a hampster beef jurky

Thank you for speaking the truth about Dread Hunger. I lost my family to Dread Hunger, so thank you for your bravery and your voice.

ooooooo baby, I can put it all on you baby, call me mr flintstone i can make ur bedrock girrrll

♥♥♥♥ baby ♥♥♥♥
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Stop commenting on my profile

kenya

can you ♥♥♥♥ me

In a fight? Here is what you do, my friend.

Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare in his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "I don't want no trouble ya hear". Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees.

Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say "wolowolowolowolowolo" slowly increasing in volume. He should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphincter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and appear visibly shaken.

Begin to piss and ♥♥♥♥ yourself and let your eyes roll to the back of your head. By now, you're chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs.

He will run away. Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying presence within their soul.

Marvel as you ascend into your planar form.

You stink and you're lame.

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24 лет назад я изнасиловал твою шлюханутую мамашу в парке около лужи с дерьмом, в которую я макал ее. А через 9 месяцев случайно из ее разьебаной, сифозной пизденки высрался ты, выблядышь, который считает, что победив в своей ебучей деревне, где еду до сих пор по талонам выдают, может открывать свою воняющий ебальник и писать про "скилл". Чел, максимальный скилл который у тебя есть это заглатывать метры хуев , передавшийся тебе по наследству. Никогда, слышишь, НИ КОГ ДА не пиши ничего в чат.

MASTEWR! I WET MY BWED AGAIN UnU.... DONT WOWWY MASTEWR, IT'S NIWCE AN FWESH FOW YU TO SLURP ROIGHT UWP ;3

Слушай, друг. Ты дрочишь?
Слушай, друг. Ты дрочишь?
Слушай, друг. Ты дрочишь?

I am filing a restraining order if you comment on my profile again!

shat my pants again...can you come pick me up?

+REP

RIP rp_funkville

Never forget. RIP Gaben

jew

Please donate to my gofundme for my newborn son to get his transition surgery. His first words were "Father, I want to be a kawaii school girl" so his mother and I want to make his dreams come true.

flying tuba girl

Armpit-job

chicken little

massive hernia

god has left the building

FATCHICK MONEYSHOT

that wasnt me

sup

please cure my hypoglycemia

lol epic ♥♥♥♥ me

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