camping at 4 gens with 3 survivors injured, insecure killer

♥♥♥♥ you, no 3k hours stupid dog can't play

+rep ez escape

-rep toxic и сын плохой женщины доярки

he is so m ad after i killed him

-rep. idle, useless, hiding in closet to wait for hatch. avoid as hell

-rep, You have 2.8k hours and you play like you have 28 hours?? You probably spent those hours masturbating. Seriously, learn to play.

-rep toxic horrible wraith tunneler

-rep toxic baby with skill issue

-Rep After a good game in DBD, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great rl and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a DBD lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

-rep braindead killer XD

+rep fiero

strong clown

↓ eat my ass foul ↓

matke sobie tak ztunneluj frajerze

Ma copine, ta maman à demandé à tonton gégé de te la mettre bien au fond à tes 3 mois, un genre de cadeau de moiniversaire, tu comprends maintenant pourquoi t'es teubé ? Pardon je te la fait dans ton language : agueugueu gneugneu boboba bilulu, gnagna gouzigouzi, popo caca, ouin ouin.

Un FIERO crociato che è stato nella terra promessa

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+rep awesome player

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-rep Antimate

zombie ↓
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99% of gamblers quit before they win it big

You can win up to 20000% of your money, but can only lose 100%

The odds are always in your favor, as you are the protagonist

If you ever get close to winning on one round, that means the next round you will win

The less money your wallet, the bigger your chances of winning are

This profile gave me:

AIDS
allergies
Alzheimer's disease
anxiety disorders
arthritis
asthma
astigmatism
autoimmune diseases
benign prostate hyperplasia (BPH)
bipolar disorder (manic-depressive)
brain cancer
breast cancer
cancer
candidiasis
cataracts
celiac disease
cervical cancer
constipation
common cold
COPD
cough
Crohn's disease
cystic fibrosis
dementia
diabetes
diarrhea
depression
ebola
eczema
endometriosis
epilepsy
eye disorders
fibroids
herpes
high cholesterol
HIV
Hodgkin's disease
kidney disease
lactose intolerance
leukemia
liver cancer
liver disease
meningitis
meningococcal disease
menopause
mental illness
myopia (short-sightedness)
obesity
osteoporosis
otitis media (middle ear infection)
ovarian cancer
overweight
pain
Parkinson's disease
pelvic inflammatory disease
pertussis
pregnancy
prostate cancer
prostate disorders
Raynaud's Phenomenon
SARS
Seizures
sexually transmitted diseases
sleep disorders
stroke
thrush
warts
whooping cough

↓ eat my ass foul ↓

↓ eat my ass foul ↓

almost 3 k hours full facemping by huntress u so poor little boy

My neighbor called the cops on me over zomboid.

So yesterday I had the day off so me and my buddy who just got the game set up for a day long zomboid session. Plus I jus got some new noise cancelling headphones and was excited to use them.

Boot up the game and get to playing, it was fun. During the session I was saying things out loud like "I should just kill myself, can I drink bleach?, There's so much blood, I think I'm bleeding, just let me die". Apparently this spooked my 88 year old neighbor.

An hr into the session I hear a big banging but because of the noise cancelling I wasnt sure if it was in the game or not. 2 seconds later I see someone peak into my window which freaked me out. It was 3 cops outside asking me to open the door.

I go to the door. They ask am I ok, am I alone, why am I saying these things, etc etc. They were nice but confused but so was I so I legit explain zomboid to a cop and his partner goes "is that on steam?" LOL. They leave then I go apologize to my neighbor. He's old so i understand him being scared. I'll try to keep it down .

TLDR; my neighbor called in a welfare check on me because of my emotional zomboid outburst.

Hello mate good afternoon, I've seen that you wanted Dwight legacy outfit right?
Here the code, I hope you enjoy, let me know if it worked.
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Heisen

te saresti quello a sinistra?

↓ TrU3Tann31er ↓

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-rep toxic

prtzzz!!!

-rep bot survivor hidden in the locker behind killer

-rep bot survivor dont play with him

stupid riffaff

dummer hurnsohn

3k hours and bad af

-rep crybaby dog water survivor

patrick basedman

hey, Mathieu! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on our server make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse c ock" like you requested but we'll work on it :-) thank you for the donation again and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!! KEEP CLOPPING MY FRIEND :-)

-rep basement facecamper, hard tunneling, useless killer, 0 brain, boosted, russian hitboxes, troll, toxic, crying russian kiddo, Putin genres, urban evasion in corner of the map, 0 brian cells, not usin brain cells, entering lockers every 3 seconds, leaving lockers every 3 seconds, useless surv, no unhooking, teabagging in gate insted of helping teammates, crying in endgame chat, spamming in endgame chat, sus, blowing up gens, teaming with killer, showing where people are, claudette crouching in bush, noed bubba, simp

Marbiz 2 minutes ago
-rep, extremely toxic, disrespectful, disgusting person

Verbale di accertamento di violazione alle norme del codice della strada 27/08/2014

Matteo Pipi circolava in area pedonale con la moto violando il divieto di circolazione in Varco Via Brombeis, Napoli alle 19:55.

€74,52 multa da pagare entro il 01/09/2014.

As a suvivor main and as someone who stands for peace, I believe that killers should not kill survivors because it promotes violence. In order to promote peace, I always show positivity: I show friendliness by repeatedly crouching at the killer whilst waiting at the exit gate; I try to show him that there's still light in his life by repeatedly clicking the flashlight at his eyes; I also use brand new parts to finish the game quicker, so everyone gets their first win of the day bonus faster; and I use medkits with syringes, since they are dangerous medical waste, hence why I, as a martyr, dispose of them with my own body.

-rep palle ciolla scroto lepre survivor

WARNING: Do not download the app 'Dead by Daylight'. It is a hacker sitting behind a webcam, able to see you but you can't see him. 'Trapper' asks you very personal and perverted questions. The second you tap the button 'download' is when your personal information is shot off to wherever this hacker is. They will know your name, address, parents, siblings, EVERYTHING. DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS APP!

I'm also that bad at killer,
but I can't say I've ever had to take
advantage of AFK players or tunnel for a
simple Mori Imfao. Pathetic and
obnoxious, per usual with Weskers.

Who are you talking to right now?
Who is it you think you see?
Do you know...how many survivors I killed in the basement?
I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it.
Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop using Starstruck on Nurse?
A toolbox, fast enough that it could do gens in 20 seconds.
The match ends in three minutes; it ceases to exist without pain res.
No! You clearly..don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in.
I am not the one who gets tunneled Skyler..I AM the tunneler.
A guy brings meme addons and gets teabagged and you think that of me? No!
I am the one who slugs 4 survivors to bleed out on the ground.

-rep the typical camping and tunneling wraith
a head nodder too