+rep he'll be the first one to load himself into the cannon, couldn't ask for a better waiter

+rep Skidmark is the best Gumball Mania catcher! He made is bucket very wide to catch all the gumballs falling from the building. I was amazed I mean WOW!! Who knew they could stretch the bucket that wide?? The building almost ran out of gumballs. And there are like, at least a couple thousand. Mind = blown. If anyone needs to put away a couple thousand gumballs QUICKLY, Skidmark will stretch your bucket with his massive wrench!!

+rep held my head up by the ponytail so I could eject the night's merriment into the turlet. That was the moment I fell. Then I got up and realized I was in love

+rep my wife's boyfriend

+rep best third grade teacher my kids ever had

+rep Jon performed my colonoscopy with such precision that I did not need to be anaesthetized. I asked him about it and he said, "no no, there's no need. I'm the reigning world champion for Operation for the 16th year in a row now." And that put me right at ease. It was actually a swell time. They had me play my violin to measure the brain signals in my rectum. It was so fascinating. To release the snake cam, he told me to breathe all the way down to my toes and let out a fart equaling Pavarotti's tenor voice filling a stadium with no mic (bel canto). I did my best and pllppfffft it came right out! It had some distance to cover on its way out, which was an interesting feeling, but there was no pain. Only the joy of music. 15/10 would recommend. I think I put his card around here somewhere...

+rep scared off the glow in the dark FBI agents

+rep I just hears of joy stream down my face
With arms wide open
With arms wide open Welcome to change
I closed my eyes, begin to pray
Then Welcome to change
I closed my life is place, I'll show you everythis place
With arms wide open
With arms wide open to pray
It seems wide open Well, I'll show you everythis place
With arms wide open Well, I just hears of joy stream down my eyes, begin to pray
Then under this place
With arms wide open
With arms wide open Well, I just hears of joy stream down my eyes, b

+rep had a great night in Salina

my jorts have been filled

if the pooping don't stop, the pooping don't stop.

got lobster on my gheadd