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Post this windmill on 5 other profiles to keep Steam properly air conditioned
Joke about cp, joke about loli, joke about murder, joke about drugs, but DON'T ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JOKE ABOUT LOSING A SHINY PIDGEY! Losing a shiny pidgey DESTROYS a trainer, it STRIPS THE TRAINER OF HIS BADGES! It is disgusting, inhumane, regressive and insane. LOSING A SHINY PIDGEY IS OFF THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TABLE, /b/, NOT EVEN YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ VIRGIN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CAN BE SUCH ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT YOU JOKE ABOUT A SHINY PIDGEY BEING LOST!
And no, I am not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Ash Ketchum, I am a trainer, I lost a shiny pidgey. My 1/8192 chance pokemon was taken from me,
Had a very useless kit
And if you ever saw him
You would even say it's ♥♥♥♥
All of the other champions
Used to laugh and call him trash
They never let poor Teemo
Get some of that teamfight cash
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Dunkey came to say
"Teemo, you should ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die
And get baked into Christmas pie!"
Then all the champions ate him
As they shouted out with glee
Teemo the Christmas ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Now you're inside my tummy!
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