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IF YOU DIED TOMORROW I WOULDN’T BE AT YOUR FUNERAL BECAUSE I’D BE WATCHING

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Statiscally, based exclusively on the fact that you haven't received a birthday in the past 364 days, that this day would have to, in conclusion, be your birthday.

In Japan, there are 3 ways to say “I love you”:

You say “Daisuki (大好き)” for the friends and person you like,

you say “Aishiteru (愛してる)” for a more serious relationship,

and you say “Koishiteru ( 恋してる)” to the person you want to spend the rest of your life with.

And they follow this rule. They preserve the meaning of ‘I love you’ and never lose its essence unlike us.

Spread this to 5 people for a pet catgirl.

I sexually Identify as a neko. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of sleeping on owners bed licking up milk from their body. People say to me that a person being a neko is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install cat ears, a tail and a tsundre personality on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Chocola” and respect my right to nyaa from our bed and nyaa needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a nekophobe and need to check your catgirl privalage. Thank you for being so understanding.

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-rep he somehow turned me gay. and stole my stuff.

+rep good fast trader & overall a pretty gay guy but fun

excellent coach, i paid him $50 for a 3 hour session and i've gone from 2.5 to 4.5k mmr in a month.

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when ur in nandos with ur burd after a trip to jd sports to check out the new 2015 preds an ur m8 stevie sends u a wee cheeky txt sayin 'bois are well up 4 sum fifa round ma bit' an u txt bk sayin 'ya ♥♥♥♥♥♥ chookter im not a poofter if ur no on steam an rdy to q dota by the time am home i swear next time i canny make a home game ur no gettin ma season ticket'

Really nice play dude glad to meet you boy!!!!

Go into a practice lobby and turn on wtf mode. Run to Roshan and multicast him to death. Do this for four hours a day. Do not stop until every single cast of Fireblast is a 4 x Multicast. Once you kill Roshan with ONLY 4 x Multicasts, you can stop, and you will be the best Ogre in the world. This took me 17 years to practice.

Please be my Nekomimi Waifu

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for karma, I can tell you I don't have more than one upvote, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long Reddit lurking career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you admit this is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will downvote you.

+Rep, accepted my friend request even though I was worst axe EU west

I can't take this anymore.

First you say you want me, then you throw me off to the side. Make up your damn mind, or I'll be gone for good. Don't pretend like I am the one crawling back to you, because at this point I am ready to move and not look back while you're clinging to the past. Keep trying to guilt trip me in getting back together with you. I wont let you manipulate me ever again.

We had something special and I kept telling myself that you were worth it, but I was so stupid. Now I realize, that this is for the best.

Nise stremer vry lowng n colrful

+rep))))))))) very good трейдер

Helo tis is a atamatad masege te mek yo kno tat yo cna be banend frem stim

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+rep fast trade