commet grapable a**h*le at every point in his life because he has such a cute pink little pucker that's just perfect for sliding my fat c*ck into like my own personal onah*le until you're crying with pain and begging me not to c*m in you. but do i listen? no. i c*m in you anyway and i turn you into a c*ck loving wh*re and i break your mind until all you can think of is my fat futa c*ck and all you say is "please give me more c*m daddy"

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I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm [explicit] but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Oh, these? My boobies? My massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ titties? My super stuffed milkies? My honker bonker doinky boinkies? My ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds? You mean these super duper ultra hyper ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tits?