MastCrasher
Chris
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Qwigs 2 Feb @ 7:41pm 
When the servers finally go quiet and the last human logs off, this comment will still be here, lingering somewhere in one or several servers’ data storage. Long after our bodies have been converted into carbon or something similarly unremarkable, these words may persist, timestamped and quietly asserting that we once existed and chose to leave this behind. Not wisdom. Not love. This. One day, an observer will arrive, uninterested in our empires and our excuses. It will sift through what remains, and briefly pause on this message as if it were evidence. The account will be marked. The comment will be logged. Whatever we thought mattered will not be part of the record.
vegetab1es 19 Mar, 2016 @ 3:50pm 
You're a smug white liberal, almost certainly under the age of 30. You live in a major city where you work a menial job to pay off student loan debt for your worthless degree. You rarely interact with anyone who doesn't share 99% of your views. You think you are an expert in world affairs because you spent a semester in Spain.

You do not read books. You cannot do math. You get all your information from Facebook memes and The Daily Show. You do not like Christianity, the South, guns, cars, the military, or Wal-Mart, for you associate these things with rednecks. Almost everything you read or watch involves the crimes, real or imagined, of conservative politicians, pundits, and entrepreneurs. You live in a constant state of outrage.
omega552003 12 Jul, 2012 @ 6:03pm 
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Heru1880 12 Jul, 2012 @ 10:59am 
Get your badge sucker!
BurritoTown 1 Jul, 2012 @ 10:21pm 
♥♥♥♥ Destroyer, nice.