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Wistful 17 Sep, 2023 @ 10:18am 
+1 rep SG God
☭ Comrade Dash ☭ 30 Oct, 2022 @ 12:10pm 
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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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exa 16 Oct, 2021 @ 3:11pm 
+rep This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, AWP flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills.
gAmmon 30 Jun, 2021 @ 10:37am 
Gave me Minecraft for my birthday <3
Parasite_Evil 24 Dec, 2020 @ 4:58pm 
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MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY 2021 MASS MASS :FrogPepe:
Parasite_Evil 18 Sep, 2020 @ 2:13pm 
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Parasite_Evil 20 Apr, 2020 @ 3:10pm 
Happy Birthday Mass Mass :paperheart:
exa 2 Jan, 2020 @ 12:54pm 
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Parasite_Evil 25 Dec, 2019 @ 8:02am 
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR MASSMASS <3
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Parasite_Evil 21 Apr, 2019 @ 3:19am 
Happy Birthday MassMass <3
MARIUS 11 Aug, 2018 @ 2:32pm 
> go to italian restaurant
> order pasta
> waiter asks if i would like some cheese
> i say yes
> he brings cheese and says "Say when"
> he begins to sprinkle cheese on my pasta
> i stare intently into his eyes
> he continues sprinkling cheese
> there is almost as much cheese as there is pasta
> waiter actively begins to sweat as cheese begins falling onto the table
> he runs out of cheese and runs to get more
> i continue to stare intently at him
> he begins to cry silently as the cheese begins to fall off of the table and on to the floor
> 3 more waiters come to sprinke cheese on my now massive cheese pile
> waiter murmurs inbetween sobs "please stop"
> i now stare at him with a huge grin
> cheese mountain is now 7 feet tall
> 8 waiters now sprinkling cheese
> 10 feet tall
> i say when
> waiters collapse in relief and all begin crying with joy
MARIUS 30 May, 2018 @ 7:59am 
Its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 31 degrees here now!!
Parasite_Evil 25 Dec, 2017 @ 1:39pm 
Merry ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Christmas Mass Mass!!!!
MARIUS 21 Oct, 2017 @ 2:00pm 
Parasite_Evil 10 Oct, 2017 @ 10:58am 
Hello. I am a 15 year old Rhinoceros. The only problem is that my horn on my head is soft and limp. As you may know this is very devastating to a rhino like myself. If there are any rhinos out there that can help me with my problem it would be appreciated. Please dont copy paste this. This is my story.
MARIUS 18 Aug, 2017 @ 11:36am 
つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
Spaze 11 Aug, 2017 @ 3:13pm 
+rep cult
MARIUS 30 Jun, 2017 @ 3:44pm 
+rep Gopnik McBlyat
calloway 6 Mar, 2017 @ 10:50am 
+rep still a boss
Parasite_Evil 25 Dec, 2016 @ 8:18am 
Merry Christmas you Danish sexmachine!!!!
Spaze 16 Sep, 2016 @ 5:09pm 
+Rep da fuken MVP
calloway 3 Aug, 2016 @ 8:10am 
+rep masser is boss
Parasite_Evil 6 Feb, 2016 @ 9:27am 
About 5 years ago, you got your account back. Still pray to the lord everyday, to thank Him for that.
CJTooles 26 Apr, 2013 @ 7:17am 
Hey Masser - Just come back so returning the message! How's it going mate?
Parasite_Evil 30 Oct, 2012 @ 10:06am 
Pssssst... Love you in a non gay way!
Antgelina Jolie 21 Apr, 2011 @ 11:23am 
Happy bday
Rkade 21 Apr, 2011 @ 7:08am 
Happy birthday mate ;)
Parasite_Evil 5 Feb, 2011 @ 5:27am 
About time! Welcome back hero!
Masser 4 Feb, 2011 @ 5:00am 
Yey got my account back! ;)
Parasite_Evil 2 Feb, 2011 @ 4:14am 
I hope Steam starts doing their job and gives you your account back asap :( We miss you mass mass :(
shattered# 23 Dec, 2010 @ 3:41am 
cheers mate. You derserve something special.
Rkade 23 Dec, 2010 @ 3:40am 
Thanks a lot man ! You're too nice :D
Parasite_Evil 9 Dec, 2010 @ 2:20pm 
Mass Mass <33333
Parasite_Evil 2 Nov, 2010 @ 11:49am 
should've given her bigger boobs, ng6 :(
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Voltage 11 Oct, 2010 @ 1:00pm 
love masser
Parasite_Evil 23 Sep, 2010 @ 8:45am 
MAMA!
shattered# 8 Sep, 2010 @ 1:22pm 
hmm masser forgot his burger textbook
Parasite_Evil 5 Sep, 2010 @ 11:11am 
I want those things too :O
shattered# 31 Aug, 2010 @ 3:43am 
i want a cheese burger. and i wanna rape people for trees
Masser 30 Aug, 2010 @ 12:43pm 
You insane mofu Rkade!!! up at 22 on a Thursday... xD.
Rkade 26 Aug, 2010 @ 2:02pm 
RAAAGIOAMGIGJAMIGJM MASSERRRR DONT GO OFFLINE
Parasite_Evil 16 Aug, 2010 @ 2:30pm 
Masssers don't need sleep! They need para, rkade and L4D2 or CSS xD
Masser 30 Jul, 2010 @ 4:53pm 
Because even with me theres a thing calt SLEEP! xD
Rkade 24 Jul, 2010 @ 4:23pm 
why did you go offline !?
gAmmon 19 Jul, 2010 @ 1:04am 
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Parasite_Evil 11 Jun, 2010 @ 2:29am 
Playa Hata !
Rkade 5 Apr, 2010 @ 3:58am 
I like coca cola ! (pepsi is for girls)
Parasite_Evil 27 Feb, 2010 @ 4:32pm 
Mass Mass <3
Parasite_Evil 1 Nov, 2009 @ 2:46pm 
masser fo life yall ! xD