The Girl you just called fat? She ♥♥♥♥ herself & lost 15kgs. The Boy you just called stupid? He ♥♥♥♥ himself. The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and farting. The Boy you just tripped? He ♥♥♥♥ his pants. There`s more to people than you think. Like this if your against bullying.

Is that the 67 mango mason mustard phonk with the gassy bowser bouncing kendrick telling jayden to explain his adrien's slowed+reverb friend group until his bus drops him off at the barbder shop haircut that costs a quarter until brazilian sleeping phonk starts sending you to ohio's resturant karma, where theres no menu and you just get the NES for the nintendo switch with your boii tuff redditor scary face scares them away while you scream city boii until camman 18 gets turned into the golden dandilion funk up until epstein catches kirk's bullet because we are charlie kirk's nephew's good answer as our son starts paying the rent with his kai cenat stream donation allowance and trying to get a j*b until I start popping a zin with joe bart and send him back to gooning school with the angry while dude saying "Jews jews jews jews jews" teaches him the truth while watching reels, tiktok, and yt shorts all at the same time.

Jack, when do we stop the bit? He saw them that one time but….. I don’t think he’s seen the new ones.

Too much success
My lobster is too buttery, my steak is too juicy, my crops are too fertile, my harvest is too bountiful, my car is too fast, my abode has too many acres, my wife is too attractive and fun to be with, my economy is too stable, my wealth is too abundant, my vision is too sharp, my body is too healthy, my life is too blessed, the weather is too perfect, my computer is too powerful, my monitor is too immaculate, my wifi is too fast, my water is too healthy and refreshing, my name is too revered, my presence is too respected, my house is too clean, my attire is too comfortable, my bed is too comfortable, my sofa is too comfortable, my chairs are too comfortable, my car is too luxurious (and comfortable), my mansion is too opulent, my megayacht is too grand, my steed is too majestic, my grades are too high, my business is too successfulI

There's a woman ovulating in my building. She hasn't done anything to me yet, but I can hear her breathing down my spine when I enter the elevator, I can feel her frame heaving up and down with primal hunger. I can tell she is stalking me like prey.

She hasn't done anything to me yet though, so I can't call the police. I know she's thinking about sinking her nails into my flesh and biting my shoulder, but I can't call the police. Because she hasn't done anything to me yet. So I can't do anything about it.

She's saying "hiii" to me, with way, way, way too many "i"s at the end, she's lingering around when she sees me. She's trying to break the touch barrier, not too directly, but pretty directly. There's a woman ovulating in my building. She is going to do something terrible to me. I can tell.

Couldn't get it to start. Crashed everytime after Bethesda logo. Said my GPU wasn't capable of running it........ Um really lmao i have a GTX 970 and its more than powerful enough to run this. I'm very disappointed Bethesda...

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn

the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human ♥♥♥♥. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take ♥♥♥♥ all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

YEEZY ANNOUNCEMENT
When you google Yeezy.com the adidas site comes before the Yeezy site Members at adidas Stop doing this Stop doing your moves to hold me back Our partnership is done You're a 60 billion dollar company that froze my accounts Now l'm back on my feet (no pun intended) and l'm not going to stand for this (no pun again) I did phenomenal work for you guys and because I stood up for myself yall tried to intimidate and oppress me everyone remembers I had major issues with adidas

because of design theft and oppression before "the tweet" side note yall know Jerry was corny and disloyal for doing work with adidas after the way they handled things I still showed up to his show that was a copy of my Hollywood bowl show being the so called bigger man but I'm never doing that again for no one It's Yeezy over everything Everyone that ever took a picture next to me that had their own clothing lines and agendas everyone knows they was acting like they were my friends to promote they weak ass fake Yeezy lines. They never wanted to truly work for the king

They wanted to use the king Get paid more than they would get paid anywhere else be yes man and be happy for any time I didn't accomplish what "we" were working towards Now they banished NO MORE HUGS Yeezy over everything I'm not here as a platform for anvone else 1 am here to dominate as I always have The Yeezy $20 dollar price is burning the game to the ground leaving only Yeezy left Everyone knows the costs in luxury fashion are way marked up I should have never even wore those Prada glasses The Yeezy.com site made 100 million dollars last year and that was with it only being up for 6 months I took the site down for 6th months to get control over my Shopify accounts People wanted to make me believe that I couldn't do this on my own We sold over a million pairs of pods and l've been working on ten other styles for the past 2 years It's Yeezy for the people Everything else was in the way If there are grammatical errors as always rewrite in the comments and I will update Thank you

Me and all my homies hate Home Alone.
Me and all my homies hate Home Alone. That movie? Overrated. Kevin? A menace. The Wet Bandits? Absolute clowns. Like, bro, why didn’t they just call the cops instead of setting up some Dollar Store Saw traps? And don’t even get me started on the sequels—pure cash grabs. Every Christmas, we boycott Home Alone and watch literally anything else. Even Die Hard feels more festive at this point. Keep that movie far away from us.

Boy oh boy where do l even begin. Lebron... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so l would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years.

I have been in this server no longer than an hour and you have antagonized my every move, do you want to take this into the dm's? Dont think you will like how that ends buckaroo!

As an individual with ADHD (and other neurodivergence), I am absolutely HYPNOTIZED by Kendrick's latest songs, especially euphoria. The way he speaks/ enunciates is just pure Mind Medicine. Discussion Join The enunciation, diction, syntax... it massages my brain something fierce! Kendrick's wordplay and lyrical abilities are literally undeniable, he has a damn Pulitzer. I already knew I very much loved the intellectual layers in his music and the way the wordplay engages my mind while the beat engages dat booty. I look like I'm being attacked by a swarm of invisible bees while in the midst of a gran mal seizure but that is neither here nor there.
You're actually a really genuine and cool guy and i hope one day you look through these and see this specific message, Don't say it enough, but, love you brother. (i was not thoughtful i love you drunk when writing this btw, enough of the gay ♥♥♥♥.)

Dear Friends,

My name is Dave Rhodes. In September 1988 my car was reposessed and the bill collectors were hounding me like you wouldn't believe. I was laid off and my unemployment checks had run out. The only escape I had from the pressure of failure was my computer and my modem. I longed to turn my advocation into my vocation. This January 1989 my family and I went on a ten day cruise to the tropics. I bought a Lincoln Town Car for CASH in Feburary 1989.

I am currently building a home on the West Coast of Florida, with a private pool, boat slip, and a beautiful view of the bay from my breakfast room table and patio. I will never have to work again. Today I am rich!!! I have earned over $400,000.00 (Four Hundred Thousand Dollars) to date and will become a millionaire within 4 or 5 months. Anyone can do the same. This money making program works perfectly every time, 100% of the time.

petah the horse is here

Petah

-sent from my iPhone

BROOOOOOOOOO 💀💀💀💀 I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE HOW DONE I AM RN 😭😭😭 LMAOOOOOOO THIS VIDEO SENT ME STRAIGHT TO THE SHADOW REALM 😭💀 I WAS CHILLING, MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN BOOM—YOU HIT ME WITH THIS???!!! 😭💀💀 I LITERALLY SPIT OUT MY WATER, IT SHOT OUT MY NOSE, AND NOW MY LAPTOP IS SHORT-CIRCUITING. MY DOG SAW ME LAUGHING AND STARTED HOWLING 💀😭 MY NEIGHBOR BANGED ON THE WALL THINKING I WAS DYING, AND TBH, I AM 💀💀💀😭😭😭 I’M SCREAMING, CRYING, THROWING UP, AND KICKING MY FEET LIKE A TODDLER RN 😭💀 THIS AIN’T JUST FUNNY, THIS IS STRAIGHT-UP WAR CRIME LEVEL FUNNY 💀💀💀 SOMEONE GET ME A DEFIBRILLATOR, MY HEART CAN’T HANDLE THIS.

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Gay sex is actually the straightest thing possible. It’s literally pure testosterone. Afterwards you high five, grill some steak, have some beers, and maybe watch a game. There’s not a drop of estrogen anywhere near two dudes passionately ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Just two guys locked into each other’s muscular curvature. If anything, it’s mutual combat. Not gay.

LET THE SINK IN 🗣️🔥🚰
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I’m moving different

This ♥♥♥♥ ain’t nothing to me man, I’m a dog. I’m biting the fart bubbles in the bath
We smoking Symbiote
Smoking that Whoopi Goldberg South Egyptian fur burger Deluxe Mega Millions scratcher skunk bubba kush
We smoking dung beetle
I’m on 12 vicodins, smoking on Scooby-Doo ♥♥♥♥
We smoking Sequoia banshee boogers
We snorting that good Buffalo Soldier tamarind Jordanian gibbies
They must have amnesia, they forgot that I’m him. That Burberry backwoods pack hitting that ♥♥♥♥♥ smell like a Hellcat V8
We smoking ♥♥♥♥ in a glass pipe, blowing the Lord’s bubbles
I’m sick in the head
I’m on them Broward county Tic-Tacs, I’m on them Georgetown Geronimoes
I’m on them Nashville nibblers

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Hear me out, babe. Imagine a normal cheese pizza. Ok now imagine we made mini car wheels out of pepperoni, and attached them to the cheese pizza. I dunno, using like skinny sausages or something. Now imagine we ran cheese wires throughout the pizza and made it a functional vehicle. Like a car. No babe just let me cook give me a second. What if we used blue cheese instead of normal cheese so that it could like, run off of bluetooth? Um, I know how bluetooth works, please stop interrupting me. So we have this pizza mobile running on bluetooth, right? We could literally get the pizza to deliver itself. No middleman. Imagine the money you could save longterm. Do you think any pizza joints would hear me out? Yknow what I don't care you don't even understand this kind of advanced thinking anyway.

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R/wendys…
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How to smoke pot...

So I've been using disposable vape pens for awhile now so I can be super discrete. My wife isn't too excited about my use...but anyways; I went to a new dispo and they gave me a free 1/8. I've smoked a joint and bowl before but I don't wanna buy it or have it around(paraphernalia). Anyways...besides an apple; what is the easiest (like super easy) way to create a bowl or something to smoke it? My wife is gone all weekend on a girls trip...and I wanna spark this ♥♥♥♥ up. Bc it was free..and i couldn't say no! Lol

And before you give me ♥♥♥♥ about being whipped or controlled blah blah. My wife is pretty awesome. She drinks and ♥♥♥♥. She just doesn't understand the magical powers of the sticky ick

In the Fortnite Battle Royale, where everyone fights to be the last person standing, the Geneva Convention could be seen as a set of rules that dictate how players should behave on the virtual battlefield. These rules are meant to ensure fair play and protect the well-being of all players involved.
Player Protections: Like the Geneva Convention's focus on safeguarding civilians and prisoners of war, Fortnite has its own rules to protect players. This includes banning cheating, exploiting glitches, or harassing other players. Everyone should be treated fairly and respectfully.
Prohibited Weapons: Similar to how the Geneva Convention prohibits the use of certain weapons that unnecessarily cause harm, Fortnite also restricts the use of overly powerful or devastating weapons.

L + dont care + CURSE OF THE NILE ‼ ‼

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my IQ is 150+ (hate it)
I think more and my thoughts are way too complex and deep for the average person to understand, I love being that smart but I also hate it because you normies never understand my theories and the complexity of my thoughts when I try to explain it, it's hard af even for me to put into words what goes through my mind, it's so deep, complex and detailed that no human language could possibly be used to explain it, and when I try to put it into words I look dumber than the average person because brain language is too complex to be translated, and that makes me look low IQ autistic guy when i'm actually over y'all, i'm misunderstood, it's kinda like giving a toy car to hamilton to make him show his driving abilities, he's gonna look stupid, I'm hamilton, his driving skills are the complexity of my thoughts and the toy car is english or any other language, there's no way to make any of you understand what goes through my super computer, I operate at a higher level,

Got arrested because of clash royale
This game is making me go ballistic. I was at a bar with my friends last weekend when my friend mentioned how many trophies he was at. I played it cool and lied about how many I was at but he had passed me on trophy road and I had to play so i went to the bathroom and of course my first game I match against hog and my phone dies half way through. I was so mad and had to play so I walked to a gas station and bought a charger but had no where to plug it in and was bored of the bar and in a rage I just didn’t care anymore and unplugged the cooler with all the ice cream in it and sat on the floor waiting for it to charge and started playing. the employee caught on the dipping dots and multiple other ice cream items were melted and deformed inside the package. I told him I didn’t care and in comes a cop who proceeded to arrest me confiscate my fake id and put me on a 6 hour hold in a cell.

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Leaked Andrew Tate's Speech About Escaping the Matrix
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As a gangsta myself, I take it in the ass; that's what real G's do with their bros. I'll tell you something I may be known as Top G in public, but here in my cell in Romania, I'm known as the Bottom G. That's how we roll. I cannot think of a lower ROI activity than sticking your ♥♥♥♥ in ♥♥♥♥♥. It's a complete waste of time and energy. Just think about it for a second them hoes have taken literally millions of ♥♥♥♥. It just ain't tight enough for me but drilling another G's ass now that is completely a different story. Not only are you providing loads of stimulus for your penis, but you are also actively expanding your network by mingling with like-minded people. It's all part of making it to the top, and that is, ladies and gentlemen, the Secret To Escaping the Matrix.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make.

And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so.

Emoji ranking based on whether a top or bottom would use them
This is a ranking of the emojis with faces based on whether a top, bottom or switch is more likely to send it with that said, I hope you take my half-random arbitrary decisions extremely seriously
Top: 😄😅🙂🙃😉😌😗😙😜🤨🧐😎😏😒😟😕😫😢😤🤬🥶😓🤔😐😑😬🙄🥱😷🤑🤠😈🤡👽👾👐🙌👏👍👎👊✊🤛🤜👌👆🖖🤙💪🦾🖕🦿👂👁️👀🧠🗣️👥
Bottom:😁☺️😊😇🥰😘😚😋😝🤪🤩😔☹️😣😖🥺😭😠😳🥵😱😥🤗🤭😮😲🤤😪🤐🥴🤮🤧🤒💩👻💀🤖😺😸😹😻😼😽🙀😿😾🤞✌️🤘👉👈🤚🖐️✍️💄💋👄👅🦻👃👤
Switch:😀😃😆😂🤣😍😛🤓🥳😞🙁😩😡🤯😶‍🌫️😨😰🤫🤥😶😯😦😧😴😮‍💨😵😵‍💫🤢🤕👿👹👺☠️🎃🤲🤝🤟🤏👇☝️✋👋🙏🦶🦵🦷👣

Top six gayest Star Wars characters

6) Count douku aka count doodoo many of the destroyer droids were not only made for combat but also were highly skilled in gay anal sex much like our modern military

5) the guy that tries to sell obi wan death sticks was actually what the movie milk was based loosely off of.

3) mace windu

2) jar jar binks has such an affinity with the gay force that merely showing young children his scenes in episode one was all he needed to have them join him

1. ⁠⁠obi wan was the gayest force user imaginable outside the movies. My dad showed me the adult comic between episodes 2 & 3 about the gay affairs. Mid 20s obi wan bares a strikingly strong resemblance to my dad and teen anakin is a mirror image of my old neighbor Keith who went missing at age 14

You’ve been very stupid and very ugly to me and you almost never do anything good. I love you’re mom and being in her bedroom at night. But I feel like we aren’t connecting as much anymore. There’s always tension between us and I can’t seem to enjoy our time together as much anymore, which is why I’m making this decision. I don’t think you should be my kitten anymore. I want to let you know from the bottom of my heart that this is my choice and my decision and that I always be your mod, but right now we seriously need a break. I talked to Chad and Jamal and they will continue to be your e-girls and y’all will have y’all’s server and I’ll have mine. I know that this might not be the best for you and I’m really sorry to have to leave you like this. I hope you do awful in your modding applications and I don’t mean to make anything dramatic but I guess this is goodbye for now. Now take this nitro as a goodbye present…

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a ♥♥♥♥♥-ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-♥♥♥♥♥♥' quilly ♥♥♥♥ out and he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife, and he said his ♥♥♥♥ was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com : Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small ♥♥♥♥. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Earth, now get outta my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sight, before I piss on you too!

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Why making people ♥♥♥ at will is a more useful superpower than teleportation
Trigger Warningnsfw
Bruh, the ♥♥♥ power is cursed but it would be so useful in day to day life. Just imagine: You're drinking in a bar, minding you're own business. Then, a man with a shotgun shows up, and shouts, "GET THE ♥♥♥♥ DOWN ON THE GROUND! THIS IS A STICK UP!" Then you look him in the eyes, and say, "Looks like you picked to wrong bar to ♥♥♥ to." Before he can react, you use your powers to make him ♥♥♥ so hard he drops his gun. Then the bartender shoots the bastard dead. A very attractive lady approaches you. "Hey handsome, can you do that for me?"

Hunger games, I wanna win, I win it all
I wanna win all day
I'm not teamin', I'm not teamin'
You should've learned how play
Yes I win it all, so I win it all
I wanna win all day
I'm not teamin', I'm not teamin'
You should've seen my last Hunger Games

[Verse]
Decisions, one more diamond or an iron sword
I'm searching for food, for eat it or die, health bar
Gold apple, health regenerate, my rep begins to resonate
Your friends and mates might troll me, but at five kills I'm the president
Yeah, I want your gear, I get it, and I get your friends'
Fans see me in the lobby, I should start my own clan
Yo, they like to see me team, but all I do is slay
In every Hunger Games, man, you should've learned to play, ha
[Chorus]
Hunger games, I wanna win, I win it all
I wanna win all day
I'm not teamin', I'm not teamin'
You should've learned how play
Yes I win it all, so I win it all
I wanna win all day
I'm not teamin', I'm not teamin'
You should've seen my last Hunger Games