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schonerz 26 Oct, 2025 @ 8:19pm 
you see, not many people know this about me but i actually majored in gay sex and i feel there are a lot of misconceptions about how gay sex actually works. and i feel it is my responsibility, since i majored in it, to clear up those misconceptions.SO, to start, there are three types of males: straights, tops, and bottoms. straights and tops arent really biologically different from one another. but bottoms actually have significant differences in their anatomy!firstly, they can dilate their urethra to up to three times its original diameter! this is to allow tops (and straights asserting dominance) to enter and have intercourse with the bottom.the other major key difference in anatomy resides in their scrotum. in a normal scrotum, there are "balls" that produce semen that ejaculate from the urethra, but bottoms have this feature removed entirely! instead, they opted to evolve a boywomb to get boypreggers from the scrotum sack! isnt that something?? :steamhappy:
baby Shrak 3 Sep, 2025 @ 1:54pm 
heyyya
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76561199545702873 1 Aug, 2024 @ 10:53am 
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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is fire 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️

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🤤🤤🤤The profile is awesome🤤🤤🤤

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GrimStrider 1 Jul, 2024 @ 2:50pm 
Damn. These scammers really want a piece of you, old friend. Be vigilant. :nkLove: :shaaard:
76561199163841291 1 Jul, 2024 @ 2:42pm 
hey, added ;3
彡𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒅𝒐𝒘꧂ 29 Apr, 2024 @ 10:55pm 
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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫

🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥


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76561199544253597 24 Apr, 2024 @ 9:21am 
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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is fire 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️

✅✅✅➕REP➕✅✅✅
🤤🤤🤤The profile is awesome🤤🤤🤤

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† 𝙱𝚞𝚣𝚣 † 10 Feb, 2024 @ 6:48pm 
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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫

🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥


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76561199155195588 Trade Banned 8 Dec, 2023 @ 6:54am 
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⚜️ We can be friends  for future games ⚜️
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✅✅✅+REP Nice profile  ✅✅✅
✅✅✅😁Friendly Guy 😁 ✅✅✅
❄️❄️❄️Happy Holidays ❄️❄️❄️
76561199057313697 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:13pm 
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Friendly Guy 🤴❤️
😊😊 We can be friends for future games 😊😊

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✅+REP Have a nice day ! ✅
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Commander Muffler 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:33am 
+Rep Cringe
꧁༺₦Ї₦ℑ₳༻꧂ 4 Jan, 2022 @ 3:12pm 
+rep
GrimStrider 2 Jul, 2021 @ 10:46am 
Let us report! :fhappy:
GrimStrider 17 May, 2021 @ 5:29am 
Scammer below!!
Merlina ♡ 9 May, 2021 @ 3:57pm 
Captain got that drip :emofdr:
Zealt 17 Nov, 2020 @ 7:44pm 
hahahaha looking forward to it!
Ltakeit 16 Nov, 2020 @ 10:27pm 
-rep hacks on bo2 ♥♥♥♥♥
Zealt 17 Oct, 2020 @ 10:05pm 
OI i stumbled on you through a l4d2 addon comment (L4D3) wheres that play-through? follow through on that promise! you may get some more viewers
GrimStrider 10 Aug, 2020 @ 10:45am 
v scam v
GrimStrider 29 Jun, 2020 @ 4:51pm 
v scammer
Gorod 21 Jun, 2020 @ 5:17am 
Important!
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KindredScroll 1 Mar, 2019 @ 1:48pm 
Nut.
Merlina ♡ 14 Jan, 2019 @ 2:40am 
I'm so lucky to have you in my Life :melogold:
GrimStrider 31 Dec, 2017 @ 4:43pm 
Happy new year, handsome friendo!! :p2chell: :hazard: :repelpot: :em_boom:

Wish you all the best in the days to come!! Keep your health high and your luck high. After all..... this is what you truly need for a quality lifetime! :toriel:

:UniversalLove: Be healthy... :health: :Verena: :hwmedkit:

:UniversalLove: Be lucky! :butterfly: :clover: :rarebutterfly:

:UniversalLove: Stay safe! :overkill: :myPentagram:

:UniversalLove: Keep your family close.... :tinder: :exucaveira:

Best regards and the best wishes! :undyne:
~Peter Plotnikov :ussr_banner: :RedStar: :gs_joy: :spacepony: :red_jewel:
Boomy 12 Nov, 2017 @ 11:40am 
Ughhhh ughhhh ughhhh...
Rowan 8 Aug, 2017 @ 6:12pm 
Let's make this interesting :Wordy:
Rowan 8 Aug, 2017 @ 2:24pm 
ABANDONADOR :Wordy:
Rowan 7 Aug, 2017 @ 11:58pm 
Abandonador de personas
Commander Muffler 6 Aug, 2017 @ 12:45pm 
I am Detective Figgs, LAPD, we are running an investigation in which a man with a glorious mustache was seen hacking and stealing all the gay porn from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for his own pleasure, and you seem to fit the description in question. Please come to LA Central Station for questioning.
Rowan 30 Jul, 2017 @ 2:25pm 
No :Sadclot: i'm too cute, I need chocolate
Rowan 30 Jul, 2017 @ 12:50pm 
No franecs for Mark :Wordy:
Boomy 10 Jul, 2017 @ 5:49pm 
I still commented becase you're my best friend. Love you man :steamsalty:
Rowan 8 Jul, 2017 @ 2:17pm 
JAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJa you made me laugh so hard :beatmeat:
Rowan 8 Jul, 2017 @ 2:10pm 
Stop spamming my profile :creep: 'dint till mi wit ti di'
Rowan 8 Jul, 2017 @ 1:52pm 
No discrimines a Olag, Im Elsa and I will kill you then :ouroboros:
Rowan 8 Jul, 2017 @ 1:47pm 
Olag wants some franecs :squirrely:
Merlina ♡ 26 Jun, 2017 @ 8:18pm 
O Captain! My Captain! You're the best Captain. :ShinyHeart::hp_kyu:
Rowan 26 Jun, 2017 @ 7:56pm 
Unbelievable :squirrely:
GrimStrider 21 Jun, 2017 @ 4:38pm 
:toglove: :enjoy: :myPentagram:
twcpu 20 Jun, 2017 @ 8:14am 
Looking for someone to help each other to unlock the Mad Scientist Pip
still need/want Mad Scientist pip skin?
Merlina ♡ 14 Jun, 2017 @ 10:13pm 
I know, right? :cyanheart:
GrimStrider 13 Jun, 2017 @ 11:35am 
Daamn... you are one handsome son of a gun. :DemonLady: :B1:
Puttblug420000 13 Jun, 2017 @ 9:08am 
10/10 would rape in back of 711 again.
GrimStrider 11 Jun, 2017 @ 8:24am 
3:13 AM - Captain Apollo: :3
Merlina ♡ 10 Jun, 2017 @ 11:21pm 
Indeed it is. Loving that stache. :x3:
GrimStrider 31 May, 2017 @ 11:33pm 
Is that you on your picture, friend?? :goodie:
Merlina ♡ 28 May, 2017 @ 7:08pm 
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Merlina ♡ 27 May, 2017 @ 10:59pm 
You're so nice. :necroheart::necroheart: