Recent reviews by Maple

the skeleton war never ends. embrace the ecstasy of calcium based violence. kill them all again. literally tens of thousands of skeletons killed. the game is also fun.

listen you can get a demon king with a laser gun to follow you around on his hell motorcycle and evolve the girls so their boobs get bigger inexplicably and feed terriermon best meat in the digifarm as far as i'm concerned this game is a masterpiece

mods are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cool dude i bet i could make a gundam with this

miriam's got fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tits and also bloodless is in this game so really. its kind of a no brainer. god i miss castlevania. i miss it. GIVE IT BACK KONAMI YOU ♥♥♥♥♥

don't let the hours spent playing fool you, not only is almost none of it idling, i also played for like 250 on my ps4
please send help

ok so full disclosure i got the game as a birthday present (shoutouts to kathryn) so maybe i am not being sufficiently ethical but i think this game is pretty dope honestly. i keep trying to play it like dark souls so i'm bad at it, but that's on me. you have a flamethrower arm. pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sick right? we're answering the age old questions with this one, like "what if guts berserk was a ninja" and i'm here for it