It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out

O-oh no.. 😨🥺 What happened my uwu alpha e kitten pookie bear.. 😓 D-did YOU do this to her?! Oh no.. No one messes with the one and only alpha sigma AWOOO 😡😨🐺 I-i guess no more kawaii uwu nya ichi ni san nya time.. Its time for me to turn into a sigma alpha hybrid AWOOOO 😡🤫😈 No playing hide n seek here.. HAHAHAHA the alpha has found yooouuu! 😈 This is what you get for messin with the one alpha sigma AWOOO Dont you dare mess with me or my little uwu alpha e kitten pookie bear.. IM THE ALPHA AND YOU'RE NOT SIGMA 🤫😈🐺🤓

k-kitten?! pookie are you ok alfa gyat kitten?!?!(!!??! what happened? shiver me timbers gyat diddly darn it u killed my kai cenat rizzler e kitten that i met on skibidi simulator! how dare u… i warned u not to awaken my alphaness… AWOWOWOOOOOOOOOO!! *turns into skibidi gacha hybrid demon king* “I WARNED YOU!!!!-!2!/!2!!!/!1!1!1!” “OH MY GYATTRRS!!” *dies by alphaness* aphmau appears… ‘gasp omg aphmau uwu” “Nya ichi ni san” said skibidi aphmau *aphmau turns into skibidi rizzler* “OMG SLIBIDI RIZZLER I BIG FAB!!!””””-@/@ “sticking out gyatt” omg! THIS HAS AWAKENEDD MY ALFA POWERS!! 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️🥀🥀🥀🥀 *tunrs itno alpha demon hybrid*AWOWOOOOOO!!!!’ I AM TBE SIGMA MALE AND I WIL AVENGE MY KITTEN?!!;’wnwajwwj” “OMG!” *sees volumptuous gyatt* “WILL U BE MY NEW E KITTEN?!” “yes pookie princess i will!” AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

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+rep did not make fun of me for being Trans.

+rep carried in csgo

-rep STOLE MY ♥♥♥♥♥ ON ROBLOX

+rep Pulled all the Roblox bunnies back in the day.

I (15m) was in the back of my classroom on a 2 hour edging streak, i was stroking my ♥♥♥♥ to a picture of Mother Theresa. Holy ♥♥♥♥ that ♥♥♥♥ felt good, i wanted to blow a fat load on everyone, but i held it in. After another hour of constant edging i let out a loud shart. Everyone quickly snapped their heads towards me while i was still edging. The whole room stank of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shart and it was like someone had died in there. Which turned me on even more. Suddenly the hot girl (also my crush), whos sitting next to me, bend down because she dropped something. Thats when i looked and i couldnt hold it in anymore. I busted a fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ load all over the class. ♥♥♥ came out like a waterfall. It hit everyone including my crush who got her huge ass and knockers covered in my ♥♥♥. Everybody was trying to escape the classroom from all of my ♥♥♥. Some stayed and enjoyed it, that was me. Everyone else tried to run, but all of my thick ♥♥♥ was too hard to escape.

⚠️ 🍀 ‼️ATTENTION ‼️💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN 🎃🕸HOES 😚💅ITS TIME TO GET 👻 SPOOKY SPOOKY👻☠️YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE ✊🍭CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬IN YOUR 👉♥♥♥♥♥ 😽AND 🙅DONT 🙅 ♂️FORGET 😩🙌TO SUCK SOME 💏DRACULA 💉♥♥♥♥ 🍆💦 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑 COSTUMES AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪👀👅💦BEGGING FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 IMMA ☠️SPOOKY 👻🍑SLUT🌮 I'M 👁PREPARED 💁🏼AND READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED🍆♥♥♥♥🌽 MY LEGS ARE OPEN FOR TREATING🍭🍭🍭

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

Met this guy at an arby's restaurant, it was cram packed so when I finished getting my order I couldn't find a place to sit and I saw him sitting by himself so I asked, "Hey can I sit here?". He said "Yea go ahead". We started off talking about how crowded it was and we decided to take a walk and talk about what we did as a hobby. We both said we had a PC and had steam so we added each other later when we got home. We played a couple games and decided to meetup the next day at an arcade and went bowling together. We secretly started dating and at the time I didn't know he had a girlfriend and we later went to a cheap motel and as we started sweet talking each other we slowly made out and he put his "spit" into my mouth, a second later I blacked out and when I awoke I was bare naked with semen in my ass and tied up. I untied myself and looked around, my clothes were neatly packed and my wallet was empty with only enough for a uber ride home.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play realm royale sometime its a really battle royale game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on discord we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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When I walked onto Tokyo street =____=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat ♥♥♥♥♥ watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -___________-;;;;; (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” =^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^___<) ^______________;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

ayy yo what's poppin b u wanna trade for a coupon for bad cop?

hey, sorry I saw your roblox profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing roblox haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really with misogyny and like you'll be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play roblox sometime its a really cool kids game with a lot of epic gamemodes like natural disaster survival, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your roblox profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on roblox we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx