HMU FOR APEXXIN AT 4AM, NO GOONS ALIVE AT THIS HOUR

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yarr....a pirate, and a girl? lifts eyepatch, eyes bulge out, my parrot squacks "Braaawwwk! Thar she blows!", i thump my pegleg on the ground like a horny rabbit, sound of a dock bell being rung as i sway from side, my pirate hat lifts a foot off my head, popeye theme plays, my tongue rolls out to reveal a picture of the jolly roger which proceeds to animate and wolf whistel yarr!!! my parrot knocks me on the head lile a woodpecker yar!! what ye be doin, polly? my parrot grabs mw by the collar with one wing and slaps me with the other yarr... i shake my head rapidly, regain my composure, adjust my pirate hat er...ye be lookin beautiful today, matey

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tf3 when

i am a heron.
i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak.
if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

i am a heron.
i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak.
if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

what the heck

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OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥ing love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

umm hello?

Holy ♥♥♥♥ i'm freaking out 😥a member of the CDC just called me and told me I had to isolate myself immediately because they found out one of the new symptoms of the virus is being hot 🥵, having a great personality 💁‍♀️, and a big juicy ass 🍑💦. Send this to 5 hoes you think might be infected 👯‍♀️🦠

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

The UFOs 👽💫👽 have finally ♥♥♥ 💦 👌😩👌 send this to 10 alien daddys 😜😜😜 if you can't wait 👋👋 to get proped 🍆🍑🍆 if you get none ❌ back 💀🙅💀 you a lonely galactic hoe 😪😪 get five back ❗️you a Super Star Slut 😜 💫✨💥 get 10 back ❗️❗️ you a Super Space Freak 💦👽👽💦💫 Happy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💯👅 get that alien 👽 ♥♥♥♥ 😍🍆😩👌

Yoo, welcome to my profile, have a free hug (づ◕ᴥ◕)づ or you can die (づxᴥx)づ[That's if you're an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥]

45 Dollars worth of stuff kindly bought for me from friends.
Things you should know.
Piss me off and get smacked and don't you cry about it.
Respect me and I respect you.
Just started on Steam so cut me some slack
Disrespect me, get blocked.
Talking dirty to me. get blocked
*Apparently I'm good at TF2*
How much money I spent on TF2? Not even a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ penny.
Why? Because I don't see the need for it.
Hate on the gibus but guess who's dominating you.
Haven't spent a penny on Steam either

probably the best tutor for theoretical calculus I've ever played with

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say…. ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well… I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want…) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

Heelloouh~ In short, I'm looking for ONE LIVING BEING to dedicate my life to (romance and all else). I simply expect to find a person, who can dedicate their life to me too <3. Therefore, they must be single, available, capable of keeping promises. We would keep to the promise "Together, forever." as true and deep as we can. Example: Spending all our time together. Being eachother's most important thing. Why? Because being alone is lonely. Friends are useless. Close friends are not reliable. Gaming buddies in love > Normal buddies. AND waking up, with the first thought, to look forward to spending more time with the one you luv is cute <3. Bonuses: Gaming, Game development, Romance. I'm 20, very clingy, very demanding, very commited. If you are interested in that promise, Add me. <3

i am a heron.
i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak.
if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Hi is this Social Security?

we brought the tv on my friend's roof and played Halo up there once

What's the weirdest place you've ever played Halo?

idek who u are

NERD

when luke is watching you and you don't know what to do.... KNIFEDICK