HAPPY 🎉🎩 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣ TWENTY 🌈🌈 TWENTY 🎊 S3X‼️ A NEW YEAR🗓️ 🏌💁 ME ANd 👉🤔 NEW 🐓🍆C0CKS 🍌TO 🌂GLUCK 🍗🐔NEW 🎀 PVSSIES 🌺TO 🔢💦 SVCK 💦 AND 👏 NEW T!TT!ES 🍒💥TO ♥♥♥♥ ‼️‼️‼️ 🙌 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣5️⃣ ? ?💕 HAD 📈UPS⬆️AND 📉DOWNS ⬇️BUT IT’S 🙄😳 TIME 🕟 TO CELEBRATE 🙆 🎊AND 👏💮 GO ✔ DOWN 👇 ON 🚶 SOME 🔇🍭 DROPPING 🪩BALLS 💦💦 TONIGHT 😫😫 AS 🌕THE 🚀C0CK 🐓 STRIKES 👏👏 TWELVE🕛‼️‼️ COMMENORATE 🍾 THE 💉🏅 NEW 👌👆 YEAR🤗 BY 😈 KISSING 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩😗😘 YOUR 👏 FRIENDS 😏👫

It’s 🍌🎄⛄️D!CKcember 🍌🎄⛄️and you ✨⚡️know what that means!!! 🙌🏻😮It’s HOEliday season 🎄and Santa 🎅🏾is cvmming😩💦💦 to town and bringing 🎁presents 🎁to all the good boys 👴🏼and girls👩, but if you’ve been a naughty 👎❌h0e 👄you ain’t getting 🍌💦cvmmies this year! ❌😱🙅Prancer 🐴and LAPdancer 💃are ready to get wet 💦💦and Rudolph the 🔴red 🔴D!ck 🍌😍💦SLVTdeer is ⏳waiting ⏳to light up the way to 🎅🏾santa’s 🎅🏾s3xshop 🚨where all you ho 😆ho 😆H0ES can get 👄naughty 👄😉! send 📲this to 🔟 of your sexiest snowmen ⛄️⛄️or else Santa 🎅🏾will be giving you 😱⚫️COAL ⚫️😱this year!!! ☹️instead of CVMMIES! 😍 get 📩back5️⃣ and you’re a 🍪gingerbread 🍪get 🔟 back and you’re 👀an 🍎apple 🍎cider 🍾🍾🍻SLVT!

OK FELLAS 😤🙌🏻✊🏻😩💦👏🏼 YALL 👱👱‍♀️KNOW WHAT MF TIME 🕓 IT IS...🚫NO NVT🚫💦✊🏻😩👅🥜 NOVEMBER IS UPON US🦃 😩WE AINT BUSSIN A SINGLE NUT 💦✊🏻😩till D!CKember 🌲❄️🌨☃️ SO WE CAN SAVE THESE CVMMIES 💦😩👅 FOR DADDY SANTA🎅😤🙌🏻 SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF THE SLVTTIEST 💦👅 HO HO HO3S YOU KNOW 👵🏻🤰🏻 GET 5️⃣ BACK AND YOU NUT💦🌲 A STICKY LOAD😩💦✊🏻✊🏻 IN SANTA’S 🎅💦 BEARD😩🙌🏻👅 GET 🔟 BACK AND FILL SANTA’S NAUGHTY GIFT SACK😏😩🙌🏻💦 WITH YOUR CVMMIES 💦😩👅☃️🎅

hey you 🦃 turkey🦃 lurkey slvt 👅👅. it's 🍂November🍂. you know what that means❓🕑time🕖 to gobble 👏gobble👏gobble👏 on a big ol😜😜d!ck. back in1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣,our main b!tch 💁💁Christopher Columbus👦🏻and those slvtty 👙👠pilgrims🏊🏊had to 💦💦cvm💦💦 to America⛵️⛵️⛵️🇺🇸in search 🔍of new d!cks to suck🐓🐓🐓. send this to1️⃣0️⃣ of your slvttiest pilgrim🌽🌽b!tches or you won't get any 💦gravy💦 this year. get1️⃣0️⃣ back and you're a sexy stuffing slvt😽😽. happy 🐓c0ck🦃 gobbling👄 thursday

learning about eer diagrams made me think about how we should sit down and talk 1:1 about mapping our relationship again.

I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of Valve. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This company has ruined my life and my financials. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye CS2. You lost a player.