Paul: It seems dark-matter is nature's sex drug. It's like a perverted
trail mix of penguin estrogen, penguine Viagra and Spanish penguin fly.
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Gumperson's Law:
The probability of a given event occurring is inversely
proportional to its desirability.
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* woot is now known as woot-dinner
* Knghtbrd sprinkles a little salt on woot
<Knghtbrd> I've never had a woot before... Hope they taste good
<woot-dinner> noooo!
<woot-dinner> don't eat me!
* Knghtbrd decides he does not want a dinner that talks to him... hehe
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`Lasu' Releases SAG 0.3 -- Freeware Book Takes Paves For New World Order
by staff writers

...
The SAG is one of the major products developed via the Information
Superhighway, the brain child of Al Gore, US Vice President. The ISHW
is being developed with massive govenment funding, since studies show
that it already has more than four hundred users, three years before
the first prototypes are r

im getting hammered in Dues ex, loving the keyboard though

deus ex i'm either getting electricuted or shot by the cops, they're supposed to be on my side for christs sake. aargh