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sucked it straight out of my rear end. cant say it was too bad

Before meeting you I was going through difficult times, I was orphaned, my lunch was stolen, my girlfriend cheated on me with my father, they expelled me from school, my dealer raised prices, I was banned from steam for hacking games, I was kidnapped and I am being prosecuted for war crimes in Yugoslavia. I thought that my life would no longer make sense so I bought shotgun to put an end to my existence, I said goodbye to all my buyers of organs on the internet and while I was doing it this profile appeared in steam, I decided to add it and get to know him, what else was I going to lose? My life changed impressively, my self-esteem rose, my parents returned, the charges for my human trafficking network were dropped and I am currently in recovery for excessive morphine consumption; I have started giving talks in churches and hitting children in the street, this friend simply saved me, he can also save you.

has a little wiener. kisses boys

+rep good IGL in csgo

🌋 ✪ 🍇 Where is John Carson now that we need him?
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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx


lets play SCUM

i luv ur profile hehe

At night I click on your profile. Oh the excitement, it fills the air. With one hand under the covers, the other firmly placed on my nipple I begin. Working on my throbbing penis to the thought of your chiseled masculine body, wrestling me into the ground. You overpower me and punishes my weak body, oh my boi♥♥♥♥♥ you have conquered.
And then I squirt with the force of a thousand elephants, with the sound of a thousand screaming children and the might of a titan. Thus my fantasy ends, and I clean up and sleep, cuddling my pillow with a picture of you on it. Sweet dreams my prince, I say, kissing you tenderly.

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Spicy

Mab Just ♥♥♥♥ me.

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i ♥♥♥♥ your dad

okee dokey my dude

♥♥♥♥ l4d2 lets smash

Drink vodka with babushka and play on balalaika

u tryna squirt on me soulja

can you please sign my profile, thankyou.

I have felt lucky my whole life!

the average person has sex 89 times per year. Looks like you're going to have a wild week my friend. ;)

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Porn hub is down
Your mum’s facebook will do.

hey mubusoe im writing this on your wall cause i dought you would friend me again but im honestly wondering why all the sudden you decided to just delete me as a friend after i had known you for atleast a year so yeah it sucked when you un friended me but ya im writing this cause i want to talk to you and see why you hate me now when i didnt mean to do anything. Im sorry if you dont like that i wrote this hear but this was the only way for me to contact you so ya id appreciate it if you contact me but its whatever if you dont want to talk to me i understand but i wish that wasnt how it is and that we could be friends again so ya


P.S. this made me sound like a complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥ xD

hey mubusoe im writing this on your wall cause i dought you would friend me again but im honestly wondering why all the sudden you decided to just delete me as a friend after i had known you for atleast a year so yeah it sucked when you un friended me but ya im writing this cause i want to talk to you and see why you hate me now when i didnt mean to do anything. Im sorry if you dont like that i wrote this hear but this was the only way for me to contact you so ya id appreciate it if you contact me but its whatever if you dont want to talk to me i understand but i wish that wasnt how it is and that we could be friends again so ya


P.S. this made me sound like a complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥ xD

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What Mcree should say

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High Noon, it is

Hi, I'm Todd from Fapah0lics.comp and it has come to my attention that you have expressed concerns over our integrated software PVMS. Over at Fapah0lics we pride ourselves in being the best in the business when it comes to customer satisfaction due to our unique software. You may already know about PVMS from our adds, but just incase you don't allow me to enlighten you.

Perma Virgin Maintenance Software has been an essential part of our system since the site launched in 2003. There is nothing similar to PVMS in the industry, which is part of the reason we are so successful. Back in 2003 when we launched we had just under 100 active members, which quickly snowballed into an estimated 14 million in the second quarter of 2016. PVMS back in 2003 was nothing special, all it did was track what videos you watched and showed you similar ones when you next logged in. Thanks to our most skilled programmer Matlock, we have since transformed PVMS into much more. Now PVMS is programmed to think like a human being, revolutionizing modern adult video while also giving you more options when you get the "urge to splurge" so to say.

But back to the topic at hand, your complaint. I would like to bring to your attention our Terms of Service Agreement that all members agree to when they make their account. As stated in Paragraph 3: "PVMS has the right to track and monitor my adult video history so that recommendations could be made to improve viewing experience." You, like every other member of the site, agreed to this.

I appologize for any inconvenience the site may have caused you, and hope that you remain an active member in the future.

Todd Seffer
Vice President
Fapah0lics.comp

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Richard u just got hacked the picture below is an actual picture of you from 1 week ago

This profile offends me as a vegan transgender atheist who vapes and crossfits 4 times a week and im also a male feminist as I identify myself as a pastafarian apache helicopter dog mega multi combo god of hyper death and if you dont agree with me You're an ignorant arrogant globaphobic sexist lesbian!!!!!

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yep

sent an offer

fam, how did you do that with your background and the artwork?

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@Ballonicorn (Just so you know who I am addressing)
Why you gotta be mean to people, can't you learn to be nice to others? :(
Describing others with your own traits isn't nice either.

She is a fatass ♥♥♥♥♥ tho

listen here you ♥♥♥♥ wandering peice of ♥♥♥♥ dont ever ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ call missnova any ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ names or so help me god i will kill you and feed your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ giblets to my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dog you ♥♥♥♥ hording ♥♥♥♥♥.