You have some weird ass people post on here, any ways i miss all the gay sex we use to have and they way you would moan my name while looking in to my eyes.

Do you still host that Furry ERP server *Excitely pounces on lap while exposing massive fur ♥♥♥♥* me and my mom had the best times of our life on that server and hope you will host it again, Master Dark Wolf. *Nervously backs away into the shadows*

He has been banned from 4 of our city's public pools for flexing for kids, offering kids cigarettes and day drinking at the pool. Never before have I met a man so cocky for nothing.

Hey, Twon! Your mom told me that you have become a weeb now and I just wanted to let you know that we are all here for you. We're all playing fun games like classic wow and rust if you ever want to rejoin the normal internet culture, the one thats not embezzled in pedophilia. Love you long time.

If you do not abide by the restraining order I will have no choice but you contact your mother, 28 is too old to be hanging out at my schools middle school and doing ''vape tricks''. My son also told me that you introduced him into 2 Girls 1 Cup. So long story short, get your ♥♥♥♥ together and grow up.

Hey your mom left some clothing including lingerie at my place, can you tell her to come pick them up when you can? Thanks in advance. (Also, stop feeding my cat mayonnaise! She's vomiting twice the amount she used to.)

Total ass, insided my base on a roleplay server where loot does not even matter, and he even told my kid that if he was a better son my ex wife wouldnt have left.

Thanks Cletus for insiding my base. Friendly farmer my ass, I gave you all my loot and it wasnt enough? You had to have my base too, really? Why?! ♥♥♥♥ YOU!

Yo those dirty underwear still for sale?

Hey, Jerry can you please find another way to dispose of your adult movies and diapers? My kids are bringing them home out of your trash and they are asking questions I cant and dont want to answer. Oh and my wife wants you to stop asking our kids to come over and swim, shes a little weirded out by the magazines and the nude sun bathing (I wouldn't care but you know women right, LOL) well anyways just message me back since you havnt responded back in a while.

We've had it with your booger trails on your desk at work. You know that there are people cleaning that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ right? We tried to send the message through management and work email but since you never check either like the incompetent ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you are I've had to enter your online realm to get a message across.
There is NO black hole under your desk that it would just magically disappear into, since you're always leaving early we are the ones who have to witness the cleaning ladies dry heave whilst cleaning your mess. Honestly it was funny at first but we thought you'd stop once caught or at least feel some sort of shame like one should.