what a good sport

NO MOM, I WASN'T PLAYING WITH MY NINTENDO DS AFTER BEDTIME

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

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Has the moves. Made a Huntress rage quit and switch to Apex Legends (for real, actually happened lol).