My hair is all fuzzy. I'm so dirty you could say i'm scuzzy.

Balatro isn't just a card game, it's a lifestyle. I breathe and I take Balatro. If I had a son, I'd name him "Full House," and if I had two, I'd name them "Double" and "Pair" to level them up to 18 and have them crush boss leagues when they're adults. Cheers to Balatro! I live for Balatro, it made me a better person, and when my phone's dead, I close my eyes to play it in my head. The wheel of fortune dictates my life. I always have a banana in my pocket to add points. I identify with the "Misprint" Joker because my mental state is that unstable. I can't climb stairs without thinking about Balatro, and the day I die, I hope they put on my grave "Died in the middle of Balatro-ing." The only heart I want is the Queen's. My dad thinks I'm messed up, but he doesn't know what it's like to be the highest card in the family. The day the game has no more fans is the day I'll no longer be in this world. Because I... Am Balatro.

Happy birthday,hope you enjoyed the "gift"

I will have sex with you in 5 minutes

why do i keep matching with you on rivals? +rep tho good absa