RUSSIANS WHO GO TO HEAVEN ENJOY A PARADISE WHERE
EVERYBODY ELSE IS AS POOR, STUPID, AND DRUNK AS THEY ARE

BECAUSE RUSSIANS DON'T STRIVE FOR SELF-IMPROVEMENT BUT
ONLY TO MAKE THINGS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOR EVERY ONE ELSE

IT'S ONE OF THE BASIC PRINCIPLES OF COMMUNISM
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