In case you live under a rock today is national crown roast of pork day. ♥♥♥♥ you.

I've zero'd in on your location. My fleet of door dash drivers are in route to deliver 24 metric tons of Arby's sauce. I will not rest until you are buried.

This is the last time you'll get away with these slights, I'm done playing games kid. Call me and apologize and I'll call off half of the drivers. You still deserve something but I can be merciful.

Don't test me.

My ringer is on, you have 17 minutes or I double dash hot mustard from McDonald's and dump it in your garage's ventilation.

I've seen the things you've done, there were children in that bowling alley you demented freak. Just because little Jerome bowled 30 over your best doesn't begin to warrant the demonic trials you and yours foisted upon those Jameson elementary students.

Felicia was turning 5 next week and now I have to cancel my show for her party. Thanks ♥♥♥♥♥, grimpo the clown is out of the job again.

I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. Don't ♥♥♥♥ with me kiddo.

are you the original luciditus that uploaded the hippo bowl cut gif on tenor? i have desperately been searching for the video of it forever if you happen to have the source for it

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest girls you know... If you get back 5 you're beautiful.
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