Lois: Meg, put your bib on.
Meg: I don't want to wear a bib.
Lois: Meg, honey, it's very cold in here. Maybe you'd be more comfortable with your bib on.
Peter: She means your nipples are sticking out.
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One of the reasons Perl is faster than certain other unnamed interpreted
languages is that it binds variable names to a particular package (or
scope) at compile time rather than at run time.
-- Larry Wall in <199709050035.RAA29328@wall.org>
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Should I start with the time I SWITCHED personalities with a BEATNIK
hair stylist or my failure to refer five TEENAGERS to a good OCULIST?
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Leela: I'm sorry, but if it's fun in any way it's not environmentalism.
Paul: Oh, really? How about blowing up dams?
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The whole of life is futile unless you consider it as a sporting proposition.
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Aren't you glad you're not getting all the government you pay for now?
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game not over :)

Remember the time you saw chuan in real life

yea what the ♥♥♥♥ are oatmeal bacon cookies

herro

merry christmas friend

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Why do you have yourself as your avatar?

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your mmr gave me cancer anyway.

Hᴇʟʟᴏ Jess, ᴍᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ, James '2GD' Harding, ғᴀᴍᴏᴜs ᴘᴏʀɴ ᴅɪʀᴇᴄᴛᴏʀ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴᴅ SHEEVER ᴛᴏ ғᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ɪɴ "HARD-LANE HARD-CORE 2: No Backdoor Protection" You, Jess, will be the feature attraction as QoP mid, 1v2 up against Centaur Dickrunner and AssShaker, played by Fly and N0tail. Sheever provides ganking support as sexy bikini Tidehunter. Ravage at 6, 11, and 16 inches. No copy pasterino

Find the girl gamer: 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 - Can't do it? That's because, they're humans too and were all the same. Copy and paste this as your status if you support girl gamers.

wow. just. wow. acknowledge that my pronouns are "xe/xem/xyr", you white womyn-overprivileged TERF!!!! ♥♥♥♥ YOUR MARGINALIZATION OF BIQUEER & ASENSUAL DEMONKINS!!!!!! WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ DO YOU HAVE AGAINST PROSTHETIC-WEARERS & FEMALE RIGHTS, YOU NON-ETHNIC-PRIVILEGED HITLER??????? stop triggering me, you white-normative feminazi!!!!! CONSENSUAL SEX IS STILL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RAPE, YOU WHITE-PRIVILEGED ABLEIST!!!!!! RIGHT NOW I'M A RABBITKIN, SO ADDRESS ME AS "ZE/HIR/HIR" & NOT "ZE/ZIR/ZES", YOU MIDDLE-CLASS-OVERPRIVILEGED AGEIST!!!!!!!! TL;DR GET ♥♥♥♥♥♥ WITH A CACTUS!!!!!

ill nevr 4giv u until u chk ur prvalige

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i miss you babe so you think we could ever work it out???

Hey :), can u add me ?

-rep too handsome

+rep kind trader

+rep

for the dota team can i just play witch doctor every game

i miss you

shang hai hong kong egg foo yong. Forture cookie always wrong. - Hr.Hwang

http://imgur.com/LOzRVi6

v Already did.

Rip ill probably forget you

Cant play tonight sorry

match logs pls

Hello I'm calling about the discount cleaning supplies. I saw your ad in the Sandy Hook Times Forum.

Hello, I am from Pauly's Hat Shack. I would like to talk about our match schedule. Thank you.

Hello, I'm from a silver team. Let's scrim sometime this week.

i would like to trade you for your engie botkiller sticky bomber if you would please message me as i cant seem to message you at the current time
:D

http://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/id/taoghb

whenever the rosters are being made use this accounts ID

good trader +rep

+reputation

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMUx01Yl-mE&feature=g-all-lik

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqXlIV8UwjQ&feature=g-wl

I miss you

you need to message me as soon as u get online. You have yet to sign up onto the team roster.

lol :3

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His personality is heartwarming

[USA] Spliff 8 hours ago
you're so ballin your balls are ballin

Hi I have a S. Rocket + Kills while explosive jumping. Add me so we can trade

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyYtOYV4dBg

+rep awesome trader

I was unaware you were so talented with video editing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vRLmcur7jc&feature=related

good fast trader, good price, and nice guy. def trade again +rep

A +++ trader ++rep