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Paul Allen's Card 25 Aug, 2020 @ 2:04pm 
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Jordo 25 Sep, 2018 @ 9:54am 
+++rep, when you ask for a blowjob but this guy will vacuum the smegma off the glans with his mouth
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Paul Allen's Card 10 Jun, 2018 @ 10:57pm 
Hello,

My name is Alex. I found you on Masteroverwatch as one of the top mercy's and I think that's great! I like my women skilled at something and still know their place. (Let's be honest if you played a skillful hero like Genji or Widowmaker, you wouldn't be 4th) From now on you'll be my duo and girlfriend. You'll pocket me. This comes with some conditions:
- You'll be required to send me snaps of you every morning, noon and evening. Some nude ones at night too.
- You obviously won't be allowed to stream any more and talk to other guys.
- If you please me, I'll buy you an occasional loot box or two.
- We'll Skype everyday, make sure to buy a high definition web cam soon.
Yeeet 18 Nov, 2017 @ 3:42am 
Gay marriage to the node :steamsalty:
Paul Allen's Card 18 Nov, 2017 @ 1:52am 
Gay Marriage to the Node :triggered:
Paul Allen's Card 6 Nov, 2017 @ 12:06am 
A year ago A girl named Kathy was hated by everyone. Everyone made fun of her. She was ignored. Even by messages.

One day she decided to kill herself. Beca...use..................... even her parents ignored her. She jumed out her window. No one noticed utill people started dissapearing. Kathy haunted them. She made them suffer like the way she did. She hung them slowly and stabed them over and over very slowly so they could suffer like she did.
If you don't send this message to 15 diffrent comments you will die tonight by Kathy. Because she considers it ignooring her.
Paul Allen's Card 5 Sep, 2015 @ 12:54am 
WARNING IF YOU STOP READING YOU WILL DIE TONIGHT. HI I'M MIKE. IM 11 years old but im dead now. I had no friends. ..if you do not post this to 20 profiles you will die tonight at exactly 11:59 p.m DON'T BELIEVE ME? A guy name jake read this and laughed later that night I took a knife from his kitchen and stabbed him to death. You don't wanna be like jake do you? A girl name sandre posted it on 10 profiles SILLY GIRL SHE'S ONLY 11 BUT OH WELL. That day she saw me and ran to her grandma's house. ...she asked her could she use her bathroom. ...but guess what I was already there
She's now in a coma
A smart guy name phil read this and posted it on 20 profiles because he was scared....the next day he won the lottery and his girlfriend accepted his marriage
Paul Allen's Card 5 Sep, 2015 @ 12:52am 
A year ago A girl named Kathy was hated by everyone. Everyone made fun of her. She was ignored. Even by messages.

One day she decided to kill herself. Beca...use..................... even her parents ignored her. She jumed out her window. No one noticed utill people started dissapearing. Kathy haunted them. She made them suffer like the way she did. She hung them slowly and stabed them over and over very slowly so they could suffer like she did.
If you don't send this message to 15 diffrent comments you will die tonight by Kathy. Because she considers it ignooring her.
Misa Campo 23 Aug, 2015 @ 7:59pm 
Fukn ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Paul Allen's Card 3 Aug, 2015 @ 4:52am 
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Trashcan 27 May, 2015 @ 4:25am 
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