I spend 5 houws mastuwbating befowe my pwostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, untiw a buttewfwy sneezing on my taint couwd bwing me to owgasm. I tactfuwwy shuffwe my way down to the doctow's office and when he wubes up I neawwy cummie evewy time. But I've twained my keggwe muscwes enough to the point whewe I can howd in Mount Vesuvius' wwath. Then as soon as he puts the smawwest bit of pwessuwe on my pwostate I unweash with the fuwy of a wion hunting its pwey. As the woom gets covewed in my hot sticky juices the doctow wooks on disgusted and weaves the woom. I awways go to a hospitaw faw away fwom whewe I wive to get it so that I don't have to go in fow suwgewy undew the doctow that I busted to. Best thing is we have fwee heawthcawe hewe, so the doctow gets me off and it's covewed by taxpayews. That's my fetish.