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今天记得吃饺子哦
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记得吃粽子哦
开学也要快乐哦
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写一副春联，记下吉祥；
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If a hot witch or a goth girl suddendly gives you a chance
be careful!
it's ritual season now
Who need Dance Schools when you have Fortnite?
Gatomon smarter than you
Did you know if you have serious mental illness and have enough histroy of work, you are qualified to apply for SSDI which pays you somewhere between $1300 to $ 1600 per month.
No?
This product isn't avillable in your country?
either in mine.
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国庆快乐~
Easiest way to become a millionaire by earning just 1 dollar:
have $999,999 in the bank
Anti Game Piracy Methods :
1, Use Anti Cracking Techs like Denuvo
2, Making a single player game Internet Connection Required
3, Make a game fun asf, people would definitely buy it.
4, Making a game as unnecessarily big as possibile, so people won't go download that game, because it would take 2x game size of disk space to install.
Don't let anyone tell you things like you ain't good enough.
You are a fully grown adult.
Tell those negative messages to yourself by yourself!
Back in the Simpsons' classic era.
Homer was simply dumb, but occasionally showing some wisdom.
Like that time Raplh thought Lisa liked him back.
and Homer tried to teach her how to response:
"RALPH, I THINK YOU'RE NICE, BUT I'M NOT READY"
"I don't wanna kill you, but I will"
"I'm not gay, but I'll learn".
On a scale from 1 to 10
How cringe am I?
Remember your cringe level is mine times 3
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🌈Oh my goto!
I was sooo in gay town.🌈
And ｅｖｅｒｙｏｎｅ there totally 𝕜𝕟𝕖𝕨 𝕪𝕠𝕦!
and they wanted ≋Y≋O≋U≋ to be their (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ town mayor! ♥
omg! lol youre ඞgay
but honey they won't let you be the health department master, said you ain't hygiene enough.
You 𝕊𝕌𝕊𝕊𝕐 𝔹𝔸𝕂𝔸!🌈
Diffs Between Ubisoft and EA
1)In 2022, Ubisoft had approximately 21,000 employees, EA had 13,000.
But Ubisoft made $335M, while EA had $1.77 Billion.
2) They both share a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ name in the game community. Ubisoft makes rather completed games, EA just sells half-finished ones or changes something from the last one.
3) Most Ubi games are similar to each other, EA games are kinda more diverse and innovative. and you have to pay for everything in the game
4) Either of their games should be pre-ordered. Most likely end up -50% in just 3 months, or end up in EA play or Ubi+.
5) If a game features online gameplay and it sucks, Ubisoft would spend quite a lot of time updating and fixing, trying to bring a 6/10 game into a 7/10.
Smart pants EA would promise you future updates, and then just disappear, when the heat is off, shuts the game.
I'm Gatomon
I tried Red Dead Redemption 1 PS4 2023 Remastered so you don't have to!
and it's trash!
---No Graphic improvement\
---No Control & Gameplay Improvement
---Less Conten due to the removal of online mode
---Super Stiff Character's Movement and lags when in gun fight
some said it's using Xbox 360 version's code
all of this trash and Rockstar is selling it for $49.99!!!!!!!
Both on PS4 and Switch, and was released in 2023 which has no any improvement.
it's even worse than GTA remastered in 2021, at least they re-built 3 games using Unreal.
If the rumors are true that this version is coming to PC, you might as well just go pirate Rockstar's @$$ off !
by this time on PSN store, both 1&2 are on sale.
$19.49 for Red Dead 2 yes still ps4, no ps5 version , and $34.99 for this trash redemption 1
I just spent a whole afternoon playing poker in Red Dead Redemption 1
and lost it all in just one all-in bet.
Did I just develop a gambling problem？
According to Homer Simpson
Vegetarians are allowed to and should eat meat when they are on vacation
i'm used to get banned in game communities for uploading nude mods
didn't know you can get reported and get your profile showcases banned & reset
censor my @$$
Sony cultists keep telling you Playstation has more games than Xbox.
What they don't tell you is that:
PS5 has no new games, and most of them also run on PS4.
While Cloud Saving is basiclly free on all PC game stores, on PS5 you have to pay for PS plus to get that feature (even xbox offer this for free)
and on PS4,PS3 you can manual-save to your USB flash drive,
on PS5? only games marked "PS4" are allowed to do that.
damn that's so fcing obvious, just want you to buy ps plus!!!!!
It seems every guru online always tells about his life.
-like__
how he has sex 2-3 times a day
he goes to gym everyday
he doesn't waste time on Games or Social media
he reads books a lot
he doesn't need a job to live
he doen't live with his parents.
what he doesn't tell you is that
................
This is literally his current life in jail
remember how celebrities on TV always tell kids "Stay in school?"
that's what My buddy and I did.
Look at me, 54 years old, working as a junior high janitor,
my buddy,
he just never successfully graduated from the same junior high for the last 40 years
Did you know why there is already Final Fantasy XVI but only Devil May Cry 5?
Camcon cheap basterrrrrds!!!!!!!!
They won't give enough hair product budgets for Vergil!
If you look back, you'd realize 4.5 out of 6 DMC games were caused by Vergil!
And look at Final Fantasy, look at their characters! Each one from each game has more hair glue than Vergil had in a decade!
MAN I HATE YOUTUBE NOW BANING all kinds of ad skipper, ad speed-up-er, even aotu skip!
all for it's over priced youtube premium, 14 USD a month, seriously?
and have you noticed ads are getting more frequent and longer and unskipable
it's true, click the block button on the ad only takes 5 seconds while waiting for the unskipable ads combo to finish would take
15x2= 30 seconds!
Why you should watch Borat(2006)
1) It is a very serious documentary about the American Dream
2) It is very funny
3)It is very age friendly, you should totally watch with kids, kids need fun so they don't grow up creepy.
4)No NSFW plots, No racism or any other offensive forms.
5)It is the greastes film on earth and will be for another 50000000 years.
6)It has tons of gay NSFW stuff, you'll like it
... And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.