Recent reviews by lnphi

I had to check out this absolute classic and there are zero questions why it is a classic.
It's literally as easy as just shoot anything that moves, but it can get as hard as you wish it to be.
I beat the entire campaign in 90 minutes in one sitting lol

okay so like
great story, awesome characters, but the pacing and length is just not it at all and ugh i love this game and the first part but its just soooo ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ short and the ending is such a nothing burger.....
also i know this isnt a romcom but my boy robert doesnt even get a single hug like come on?? i thought they'd be married already but okay
worth $1.50, i would never buy it for the $20 or so it usually goes for though, even though i legitimately love it.......

im terrible at poker but at least i can look at max so its worth every penny

this is like if two lesbians (one goth and dommy and the other girly and subby) were genetically spliced with ultrakill and then bred with cruelty squad and the kid was forced to watch my little pony equestria or whatever the one with the human girls was

space lesbians

we got gta5 before gta6

this game turned me lesbian

sadly had to nuke portugal but it was a decent experience

Only negative thing I can think about for this game is that people think I'm playing Roblox when they see it.

I love edging on this game but I can never last more than 2 minutes