Yeah, I’m a gamer. Like that kind. I play too many games and somehow always end up maining support because I like being needed. Heal main, yes I will follow you around, no I will not switch. Gamer girls are simply built different and I’m tired of pretending they’re not. If you play games at all, that’s an automatic boost to your attractiveness. It’s just science.

I’ll be honest, I have extreme “online too long” energy. A lot of my jokes started ironic and then quietly stopped being ironic when no one intervened. I say things that should stay inside my head and then stand by them anyway. I will argue in comment sections like it’s my job and then log off feeling victorious.

Yes, I like feet. A lot. Started as a joke, ended as a defining character trait. I notice them immediately. I’m not explaining it and I’m not apologizing for it. If that makes you uncomfortable, that’s a you problem I’ve already made peace with.

I consume an unhealthy amount of anime, manga, and internet slop and treat it like common knowledge. I will absolutely use anime terms unironically and expect people to keep up. I’ve corrected someone on a plot detail they did not ask about and felt justified doing it.

I’m not a Discord mod but I act like one anyway. I will jump into conversations I wasn’t invited into and explain something nobody asked about. I’ve typed three paragraphs to say “yeah probably.” I’ve corrected people on rules that I later found out I made up. I’ve said “this has already been discussed” with zero evidence.

I own an embarrassing amount of stuff that only makes sense if you’re deeply online. None of it is ironic and I will defend it like it’s normal. If you give me aux, you will hear anime openings, nightcore, and something that makes you go “what the ♥♥♥♥ is this” before I say “wait this part is good.”

I’m extroverted when I feel like it and completely shut down when I don’t. Sometimes I talk nonstop, sometimes I go dead silent mid-game. Silence does not mean I’m mad, it means I’m locked in, dissociating, or doomscrolling something I shouldn’t be.

Yes, I own a body pillow. No, you don’t get to know who it is. That information is classified and I will lie about it if pressed. I’ve absolutely rearranged my room around it and moved on with my life.

If you’re a gamer girl and want to talk about games, anime, or build something stupid in Minecraft, hit me up. If you’re not, that’s fine too, just don’t ask follow-up questions about anything you just read. Single, technically. DMs open. Please be normal. Or don’t. I’m already here.

I'm such a fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chud.