1
Products
reviewed
0
Products
in account

Recent reviews by ♿I_Love_Peter_Quin♿

Showing 1-1 of 1 entries
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2 people found this review funny
761.3 hrs on record (186.1 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Please help me.
I got this game somewhere between two days and two years ago. Hard to tell. Most of my time has been spent playing it. My arm hurts from clicking, there's a feral creature shrieking persistently in my skull, and my mouse seems to have taken to sobbing silently when I get to my 10 competitive match of the day. I'm only writing this to give myself a brief reprieve from the game. Even now it's still open, whispering softly and seductively to me, bending me slowly backwards with its long, icy fingers. This game is my drug, and I can't ♥♥♥♥ing stop playing. It has me trapped, helpless, teaching me hundreds of new ways to be addicted to something. counter strike global offensive is the dark, divine deity to which cocaine and heroin pray. If you find this, contact gaben. I'm frightened and afraid of what counter strike global offensive might do to me.

24/7 never stop
Posted 8 June, 2015.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
Showing 1-1 of 1 entries