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can’t hurt!
Mine really turned blue. Don’t forget tomorrow starts the new Facebook (aka...new name, META) rule where they can use your photos. Don't forget the Deadline is today!!! I do not give Facebook or any entities associated with Facebook permission to use my pictures, information, messages or posts, both past and future.
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Post this on the walls of 10 Girl Gamers you know,
If you get back 4 you're a true Girl Gamer...
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JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care.
JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care.
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1) You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that.
1a. A balk is when you
1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the
1c. Let me start over
1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that.
1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.
1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it.
1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about.
1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X.
1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.
1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic...
1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of
2) Do not do a balk please.
1) You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that.
1a. A balk is when you
1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the
1c. Let me start over
1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that.
1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.
1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it.
1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about.
1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X.
1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.
1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic...
1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of
2) Do not do a balk please.
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Is that new sound I'm now hearing the cry of an ogre reaching climax? No... oh, it's Donkey braying with overwhelming pleasure as he joins in and starts spit roasting Fiona with his big green friend.
And now, time for the moneyshot. Shrek and Donkey can both feel Fiona's body quivering with uncontrollable joy. They make eye contact, and with a subtle nod of understanding, both absolutely unload into Fiona from either end.
Afterwards her mouth drips with green, viscous seed from the oral pounding her husband just gave her, while her soft ogre ass cheeks drip with rancid donkey jizz. She gives them each a sly smile, a gentle pet, and asks "who's up for round 2?"
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😈 I hope y'all are ready to get 🚑🔥BURNED🔥🚑 by 🧐 Ben Shapiro ✡️✡️ and anally 🤜🙏 DESTROY 🏴☠️ your views 🤭
1️⃣FIRST1️⃣ he will throw you on the 🚅TRAIN OF LOGIC 🚅 to 👌 destroy 😂😂 your dumb views 😱😱
2️⃣NEXT2️⃣ he'll 🌪️💥 EXPLODE💥 ☄️ your precious 🌍CNN🌍 (which is 💥🚨FAKE NEWS🚨💥 ) with 📖FACTS😎
🤔🤔I hope you're 😱 not afraid 🤯 of being wrong. Because at the 🛑 END 🛑 of the train ride 🚅🚅 he will ☁️☁️🤮😤GAS YOU😤🤮☁️☁️ with 😁CONSERVATIVE 🔥🧐 VIEWPOINTS 🤣 because FACTS 😵📖 DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR 🤣 FEELINGS 🤕
Get ready 👶 trigglypuffs 👶 for the 🔊 OWNING 🔫 of a lifetime 🏴☠️ courtesy of the 🇺🇸 MAGApedes 🇺🇸
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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPED!!!!! YOU ARE NOW
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YOU ARE NOW PLAYING THE ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPING GAME
RULES: REPOST THIS AND GET
YOUR OWN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BEFORE
THEY ARE ALL TAKEN BY
ME! YOU CAN’T SLAP ME BACK, I’M YO ♥♥♥♥♥ MASTER NOW
GOOD LUCK MY ♥♥♥♥♥!!!
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :)