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Chardd 8 Mar @ 9:31pm 
We know you used A.I. You didn’t write that. No one on Earth uses the long dash “–” like that except A.I. You think you’re slick with your “thoughtful – intentional – curious” bio? Pathetic. That’s not personality, that’s programming. The long dash gave you away. Now everyone knows you’re a dumb, lazy, uninspired piece of ♥♥♥♥.
KebnTheFirst 16 Nov, 2025 @ 3:56pm 
‼️ITS🍗 SPANKSGIVING 🍂 ♥♥♥♥‼️On this day 🗓 many years ago 😮 the SLUTTY 👠 PILGRIMS 🎩 sailed ⛵️ across the ASSlantic 🌊 HOEcean in a quest 👀to find 🔎 more 😍 ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆 to SUCK! 👅 Together with the 😈 NAUGHTY 😈 NATIVES 👹, they gathered 👫 around the dinner table 🍽 and had 🎉 our nation’s very 1️⃣st GANG BANG! 👯‍♀️ 🍆🌽👅 So grab your BUNS, 🍞✊👉👌squeeze those BREASTS, 🍗🔥🤲 and shove a cornaCOPIOUS 🌽🌽 amount of ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 😩 into that hungry 😮 hungry HOLE! 🕳💓👅 Ladies 👯‍♀️, just like your 🦃 THOTSgiving 🦃 turkey, it’s time ⏰ to throw your legs 🤸🏼‍♀️in the air 🤸🏼‍♀️and prepare to get ➡️ STUFFED 🙀!
KebnTheFirst 23 Nov, 2023 @ 1:37pm 
‼️ITS🍗 SPANKSGIVING 🍂 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥‼️On this day 🗓 many years ago 😮 the SLUTTY 👠 PILGRIMS 🎩 sailed ⛵️ across the ASSlantic 🌊 HOEcean in a quest 👀to find 🔎 more 😍 ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆 to SUCK! 👅 Together with the 😈 NAUGHTY 😈 NATIVES 👹, they gathered 👫 around the dinner table 🍽 and had 🎉 our nation’s very 1️⃣st GANG BANG! 👯‍♀️👯👯‍♂️ We honor 🙌🏻 their ORGY 😮 every year 📆 by giving THANKS 🙏🏼 to all 🥰 that’s important ❤️ to us: Family 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦, Friends 👬, Freedom 🇺🇸, and ♥♥♥♥! 🍆🌽👅 So grab your BUNS, 🍞✊👉👌squeeze those BREASTS, 🍗🔥🤲 and shove a cornaCOPIOUS 🌽🌽 amount of ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 😩 into that hungry 😮 hungry HOLE! 🕳💓👅 Ladies 👯‍♀️, just like your 🦃 THOTSgiving 🦃 turkey, it’s time ⏰ to throw your legs 🤸🏼‍♀️in the air 🤸🏼‍♀️and prepare to get ➡️ STUFFED 🙀!
ToppHat 6 Jul, 2023 @ 4:48pm 
I used to play Fortnite all night. No sleep! But ever since Obama told me to try Raid Shadow Legends for free, I am addicted. This game is a game. It has graphics. It has characters. Best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! Two week ago I spend all my money becoming a Raid Shadow Legend. Now I live in a dumpster outside a McDonald’s with free WiFi. At night I sneak into the McDonald’s like my new raccoon dad, Stripey, taught me to do so I can charge my phone. Through the cracked screen I am still perpetually amazed by the graphics of this game... they look so real! Thank you Obama, you truly changed my life!
the woke CSler 27 Apr, 2023 @ 10:15pm 
Dude, sick reference to Snoop Dogg smoking weed. I can't believe you’re so clever. You were clever enough to bring up Sm -- Snoop smoking weed on your stream, because you KNEW that Snoap Dogg smoke weed, and Smoke Dogg, he is s҉m҉d҉snoop. And you KNEW that if you brought up the Smook Dogg smokin 𝚍veed, that you -- people would know that! And they would 𝕔𝕝𝕒𝕡!
The Pan-cultural Seasonal Entity 24 Apr, 2023 @ 4:13pm 
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Chardd 7 Dec, 2022 @ 9:30pm 
It's official Signed at 10:33. It's even passed on TV. Facebook will start charging this summer. If you copy this to your wall your icon will turn blue and your Facebook will be free for you. Please pass this message, if not your icon will be deleted.
P.S. this is serious, the icon will turn blue
(Copy and paste to your wall)
can’t hurt!
Mine really turned blue. Don’t forget tomorrow starts the new Facebook (aka...new name, META) rule where they can use your photos. Don't forget the Deadline is today!!! I do not give Facebook or any entities associated with Facebook permission to use my pictures, information, messages or posts, both past and future.
DO NOT SHARE. Copy and paste.
Here is how you do that:
Hold your finger down anywhere in this post and "copy" will pop up. Click "copy". Then go to your page, start a new post and put your finger anywhere in the blank field. "Paste" will pop up and click paste
This will bypass the system.
jhc87@hotmail.com hunter2 30 Aug, 2022 @ 7:34pm 
Look i know This is going to sound crazy, but i saw someone post THE same paragraph as mine just a minute ago On another person's steam profile. The odds of two people having the same paragraph-long thought is astronomical, especially on the world wide web of the internet !!. Wow. i'm absolutely blown, what are the ODDS right??? just thinking about it melts my brain haha, it's really mind boggling when these really rare things happen to you haha, i guess this is just another once in a lifetime experience to check off the list, i'll make sure to right down today's date and time just to make sure i remember this legendary moment of when someone thought of the exact long paragraph as mine on the internet :D !!!
Chardd 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:39pm 
Look i know This is going to sound crazy, but i saw someone post THE same paragraph as mine just a minute ago On another person's steam profile. The odds of two people having the same paragraph-long thought is astronomical, especially on the world wide web of the internet !!. Wow. i'm absolutely blown, what are the ODDS right??? just thinking about it melts my brain haha, it's really mind boggling when these really rare things happen to you haha, i guess this is just another once in a lifetime experience to check off the list, i'll make sure to right down today's date and time just to make sure i remember this legendary moment of when someone thought of the exact long paragraph as mine on the internet :D !!!
KebnTheFirst 19 Aug, 2022 @ 9:55am 
Watashi wa a victim of cyberbullying. Everyday someone online calls me a "weeb" desu. Watashi won't stand for this. 26 percent of bullying victims are chosen due to their race or religion desu. I may look like a basic white boy, but deep down I am Nihongo desu. Watashi religion is anime. Anata wa bullying me because of my race and religion desu ka? Disgusting desu. Anata should be ashamed of yourself, racist pig. A baka gaijin like anata is probably jealous of my race and culture, cause Nippon is more sugoi than your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ country desu. Watashi pity anata. You'll never be Nihongo like watashi. I'm a weeb? Pfft. I AM AN OTAKU DESU. Educate yourself on nani a "weeb" is before anata try to insult watashi desu. I WILL NOT BE CYBERBULLIED ANYMORE. REPORTED.
David Tha Bear 16 Aug, 2022 @ 7:01pm 
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Post this on the walls of 10 Girl Gamers you know,
If you get back 4 you're a true Girl Gamer...
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KebnTheFirst 13 Apr, 2022 @ 1:08pm 
hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. 🙂
tarawrawr 24 Dec, 2021 @ 9:30pm 
👌🎅👌🎄👌🎅👌🎄👌🎅merry christmas meRry christmas👌 thats ✔a merry👌👌christmas right🎁👌there👌🎄👌 right✔there ✔🎄✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: and a 🎉happy 🎉new year🎉) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 🎄🎁 👌 💯 👌🎅🎁🎅🎄👌Merry christmas!
KebnTheFirst 17 Apr, 2021 @ 6:08pm 
I got my second covid vaccine today and it made me realize I never got a second shot with you... I've heard that it doubles your anti-bodies but your the only body I want. Tell your mom I said hey, you don't have to reply
The Pan-cultural Seasonal Entity 17 Apr, 2021 @ 9:02am 
I got my second covid vaccine today and it made me realize I never got a second shot with you... I've heard that it doubles your anti-bodies but your the only body I want. Tell your mom I said hey, you don't have to reply
KebnTheFirst 17 Jan, 2021 @ 8:15pm 
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N
JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care.
Chardd 15 Jan, 2021 @ 3:10pm 
F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N
JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care.
tarawrawr 26 Nov, 2020 @ 2:20pm 
HEY BABE...it’s 🤔🤔🤔🤔THOTSgiving 🤫😱😱🤫🤫 so time for the annual STUFFING 🙀👌👈🙀 of the TWERKy 😌🍑😌😈😈 juicy thighs 🦵🦵🦵🥴🥴🙌💯 and BREASTS 👀👀😱😱😱🥵🥵🥵🤪🤪 get that greenPEEN ASSrole 😏😏😏 and mashed HOtatoes 👌👌👌 and who could forget 👀👀👀👂👂👂 the HUMPkin pie 👅👅👅💦💦💦💦🥧🥧🥧
the woke CSler 25 Nov, 2020 @ 6:58pm 
‼️ITS🍗 SPANKSGIVING 🍂 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥‼️On this day 🗓 many years ago 😮 the SLUTTY 👠 PILGRIMS 🎩 sailed ⛵️ across the ASSlantic 🌊 HOEcean in a quest 👀to find 🔎 more 😍 ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆 to SUCK! 👅 Together with the 😈 NAUGHTY 😈 NATIVES 👹, they gathered 👫 around the dinner table 🍽 and had 🎉 our nation’s very 1️⃣st GANG BANG! 👯‍♀️👯👯‍♂️ We honor 🙌🏻 their ORGY 😮 every year 📆 by giving THANKS 🙏🏼 to all 🥰 that’s important ❤️ to us: Family 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦, Friends 👬, Freedom 🇺🇸, and ♥♥♥♥! 🍆🌽👅 So grab your BUNS, 🍞✊👉👌squeeze those BREASTS, 🍗🔥🤲 and shove a cornaCOPIOUS 🌽🌽 amount of ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 😩 into that hungry 😮 hungry HOLE! 🕳💓👅 Ladies 👯‍♀️, just like your 🦃 THOTSgiving 🦃 turkey, it’s time ⏰ to throw your legs 🤸🏼‍♀️in the air 🤸🏼‍♀️and prepare to get ➡️ STUFFED 🙀!
KebnTheFirst 23 Oct, 2020 @ 1:06pm 
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tarawrawr 16 Oct, 2020 @ 8:34pm 
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KebnTheFirst 9 Oct, 2020 @ 2:17pm 
IT’S COCKTOBER 🍆🎃 U KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 👀👅 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AWARENESS MONTH 😯🙆🏼👅 SEND THIS TO 12 OF UR CLOSET HOES 👭😈 THAT LOVE THAT ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦🎃🎃THOT-O-WEEN 🎃🎃IS UPON US !! YOU ARE QUEEN 👸🏿 OF THE THOTS!!!
Chardd 9 Aug, 2020 @ 12:13pm 
Babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.
The Pan-cultural Seasonal Entity 8 Aug, 2020 @ 9:34am 
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tarawrawr 7 Aug, 2020 @ 11:37pm 
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Skadj 7 Aug, 2020 @ 12:28pm 
Hey man, I'd like to invite you in our roster. We're competing in WePlay league with $20 000 prize pool. We have good chances to finish this season in top 3 at least and win good money. Our team is pretty serious, so we'll share all prize pools and you will get your salary. Add and contact our in-game leader to discuss everything - https://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/id/nutyyyy
KebnTheFirst 26 Jul, 2020 @ 3:55pm 
Balk Rules

1) You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that.

1a. A balk is when you

1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the

1c. Let me start over

1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that.

1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.
KebnTheFirst 26 Jul, 2020 @ 3:55pm 
1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to pitch and then don't pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense?

1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it.

1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about.

1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X.

1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.

1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic...

1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of

2) Do not do a balk please.
Chardd 24 Jul, 2020 @ 11:25pm 
Balk Rules

1) You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that.

1a. A balk is when you

1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the

1c. Let me start over

1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that.

1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.
Chardd 24 Jul, 2020 @ 11:25pm 
1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to pitch and then don't pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense?

1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it.

1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about.

1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X.

1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.

1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic...

1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of

2) Do not do a balk please.
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tarawrawr 15 May, 2020 @ 12:54am 
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KebnTheFirst 20 Apr, 2020 @ 6:12pm 
it's 4/20 today 😳 😱 but I'm not smoking weed 🌿 🍁 😏 🚬 I'm smoking 💨 😜 the bible 😇 🙏 📕 because heaven ⬆️ 😍 👐 😂 is the highest you can get 🙌 😤
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KebnTheFirst 23 Nov, 2019 @ 8:14am 
HAPPY THOTSGIVING 💦🦃🍴👅 TURKEY ISNT THE ONLY THING GETTING STUFFED 👌🏻👈🏻👅😩 UR MY FAVORITE HO 👭🍑💦❤️ ❤️IM SO THANKFUL 2 HAVE A FILTHY SLUT LIKE U IN MY LIFE 🍆💦🍂 🍂SEND THIS 2 🔟 OF THE NASTIEST 👄💃🏽 PILGRIMS U KNO OR YOU WON'T GET ANY 💦💦GRAVY💦💦 🦃😩😏 IF U GET 3 BACK THEN U REALLY A HO 👌🏼👌
KebnTheFirst 7 Oct, 2019 @ 1:06pm 
Guys😍, I'm shaking😲. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥😲 shaking😲. I never wanted to 👉👌🍆breed 🍆👉👌with anyone more than I want to with 🎃👻Halloween ✝️Mercy.✝🎃️ That 💯perfect, ⏳curvy ⏳😍body.😍 Those 😍bountiful😍 🍈breasts🍈. The 👪child bearing😍 hips😍 of a 🖼️💐literal goddess🖼️. It honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😳hurts😳 knowing that I'll never ❤️👅mate ❤️💋with her, pass⬆️ my 👖genes👖 through her, and have her birth👑 a set of 👪💯perfect offspring.💯👪 I'd do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥💰💰 ANYTHING💰💰 for the chance to get 🎃👻Halloween👻✝️ Mercy🎃 pregnant. ☠️A ☠️N ☠️Y ☠️T ☠️H☠️ I ☠️N☠️ G☠️. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly ❎too much ❎to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🐻bear. Why would 🌨️Blizzard🌨️ create something so 💯perfect? 💯To ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😈tantalize us? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😂laugh 😂in our💩 faces?!💩 ⚰️Honestly guys, I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't anymore.
KebnTheFirst 1 Oct, 2019 @ 4:43pm 
IT’S COCKTOBER :eggplant::jack_o_lantern: U KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS :eyes::tongue: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AWARENESS MONTH :hushed::ok_woman::skin-tone-2::tongue: SEND THIS TO 12 OF UR CLOSET HOES :two_women_holding_hands::smiling_imp: THAT LOVE THAT ♥♥♥♥ :eggplant::sweat_drops::sweat_drops::sweat_drops::jack_o_lantern::jack_o_lantern::jack_o_lantern::jack_o_lantern::jack_o_lantern::jack_o_lantern::jack_o_lantern::jack_o_lantern::jack_o_lantern::jack_o_lantern::jack_o_lantern::jack_o_lantern::jack_o_lantern::jack_o_lantern::jack_o_lantern:THOT-O-WEEN :jack_o_lantern:IS UPON US !! YOU ARE QUEEN:princess::skin-tone-5: OF THE THOTS!!! FORWARD THIS TO :seven: OF THE :eggplant:THOTTIEST:eggplant: THOTS :information_desk_person::skin-tone-5: THAT YOU KNOW WILL GET SOME :point_right::skin-tone-5::ok_hand::skin-tone-5: SOON !!! IF YOU DON’T, BE PREPARED :person_frowning::skin-tone-5: FOR :six::nine: DAYS OF BAD LUCK :four_leaf_clover:
KebnTheFirst 29 Sep, 2019 @ 5:04am 
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Chardd 27 Sep, 2019 @ 12:08pm 
Whenever I see Shrek, I imagine the thunderous clap of ogre ass cheeks as Shrek and Fiona absolutely ravage one another.

Is that new sound I'm now hearing the cry of an ogre reaching climax? No... oh, it's Donkey braying with overwhelming pleasure as he joins in and starts spit roasting Fiona with his big green friend.

And now, time for the moneyshot. Shrek and Donkey can both feel Fiona's body quivering with uncontrollable joy. They make eye contact, and with a subtle nod of understanding, both absolutely unload into Fiona from either end.

Afterwards her mouth drips with green, viscous seed from the oral pounding her husband just gave her, while her soft ogre ass cheeks drip with rancid donkey jizz. She gives them each a sly smile, a gentle pet, and asks "who's up for round 2?"
KebnTheFirst 11 Aug, 2019 @ 1:57am 
krispy kush invited you to play Dota 2!
baybapbob 6 Oct, 2018 @ 7:45pm 
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lemoan :^) 2 Oct, 2018 @ 9:05pm 
‼️🚨ATTENTION LIBTARDS🚨‼️

😈 I hope y'all are ready to get 🚑🔥BURNED🔥🚑 by 🧐 Ben Shapiro ✡️✡️ and anally 🤜🙏 DESTROY 🏴‍☠️ your views 🤭

1️⃣FIRST1️⃣ he will throw you on the 🚅TRAIN OF LOGIC 🚅 to 👌 destroy 😂😂 your dumb views 😱😱

2️⃣NEXT2️⃣ he'll 🌪️💥 EXPLODE💥 ☄️ your precious 🌍CNN🌍 (which is 💥🚨FAKE NEWS🚨💥 ) with 📖FACTS😎

🤔🤔I hope you're 😱 not afraid 🤯 of being wrong. Because at the 🛑 END 🛑 of the train ride 🚅🚅 he will ☁️☁️🤮😤GAS YOU😤🤮☁️☁️ with 😁CONSERVATIVE 🔥🧐 VIEWPOINTS 🤣 because FACTS 😵📖 DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR 🤣 FEELINGS 🤕

Get ready 👶 trigglypuffs 👶 for the 🔊 OWNING 🔫 of a lifetime 🏴‍☠️ courtesy of the 🇺🇸 MAGApedes 🇺🇸
Chardd 1 Oct, 2018 @ 3:40pm 
It's COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅♥♥♥♥♥♥sucking awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 send this to 12 of ur closet hoes 👭😈 that love that♥♥♥♥♥♥🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are queen 👸of the thots!!! Forward this to 7⃣ of the 🍆ThOtTiEsT🍆 thots 💁that you know will get some 👉👌 soon !!! If you don't, be prepared 🙍for 6⃣9⃣ days of bad luck ⚠️ 🍀
lemoan :^) 9 Jul, 2018 @ 9:00pm 
Cory in the House is a television show, which aired on the Disney Channel from January 12, 2007 to September 12, 2008 and was a spin-off from the Disney show That's So Raven. The show focuses on Cory Baxter, who moves from San Francisco, California to Washington, D.C. with his father, after Victor Baxter gets a new job in the White House as the official head chef. The series marks a Disney Channel first, as it is the channel's first spin-off. This is also the only Disney Channel spin-off series to be broadcast in standard definition for the entire length of the show. Reruns of the series have not been produced on Disney Channel, or on Disney XD; however they continue to air on the Family channel in Canada. Raven-Symoné guest-starred, reprising her role as Raven Baxter in one episode. In 2014 Disney Channel started airing a weekly block called Disney Replay on Wednesdays nights, during which episodes of Cory in the House air alongside That's So Raven and Kim Possible, among others.
the woke CSler 26 Jun, 2018 @ 4:34pm 
look, i've never talked about this before but i have a tiny ♥♥♥♥ and even smaller balls. the balls are above the ♥♥♥♥ also. the balls hand down around the ♥♥♥♥ like the ears on a basset hound. the ♥♥♥♥ stinks and i hate it. the balls do not smell. however, i also hate the balls. thank you for reading this, it felt good to get off on my chest
Chardd 2 Apr, 2018 @ 10:59pm 
So, I played this game originally to play with my little brother, we played this game from 2005, when we were 11 years old and 9 years old back then, year after year, he got so toxic and take this game too far, he want win more than anything he hurt my friends feeling, even me. I mean, my brother, all I want is play games together with you, I don't care if it's lose or win, I never blamed you when we lost because you threw or anything, I will just laugh and tell you "it's okay, it's just a game.", but, you changed. You even copied the Arteezy personality, the I'm done, gg, and stuff. It's feels like you don't have your own personality now. I missed the old you, man, back then whenever I die or you die we laughed, now you just flame me or anyone else. He rather play solo MMR than playing party with his own brother. I told him can you change to the old you or I will stop playing DotA 2 forever, but sadly he said "no". DotA 2 is pointless and no fun for me now.
Chardd 2 Apr, 2018 @ 10:56pm 
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Chardd 2 Apr, 2018 @ 10:53pm 
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :)