He also doesnt know what 9+10 is

AYO THIS DUDE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO COUNT TO THREE

This guy hits on dudes at bars by buying them drinks

apparently i sent you just case 2 in 2015?

I'm sorry i couldn't help it... your son's elbow was just lookin extra fine that day and what would people think if I didn't take that opportunity to give his wenis a lil pull...

So there's a chick in my class I like; unfrotunately im quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of our fellow students when a gang banger appears and threatens with a gun. Her 'big and though' boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop . "Go ahead" I say. "The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?" Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didnt see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I dont smile because i was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who a real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and youll face your worst nightmare.

my father left me for the busty waitress at Applebee's®. Its been 16 years and he still hasn't come back. Everyday i put my hand in a vat of acid hoping that my screams will eventually bring him back but all thats done is turn me into an amputee and classified me as disabled. I watch transgender midget porn every single day in the hopes of feeling some type of emotion but, well, it hasn't worked. Next thing im going to do is a 24 hour challenge in a bathtub full of blue slime. My friends have been touching my privates even after i told them to keep going. This guy i met on CS:GO surf has really turned my life around, he turned it around so much that i want to put myself in a headlock and snap my neck.

Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big♥♥♥♥♥♥you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester

Hmm, just another unrealistic expectation for women... *looks at pfp*

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im a lesbian

Only 8 weeks to go!

oh btw, you may not know, but..
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I LOVE BOATS.
Im definitely a sailboat kind of guy. my favorite is probably the schooner. ketches are great too, it’s just not the same configuration appeal, unless you’re into racing them. this boat’s okay. y'know? not terrible, not great, just okay. and in some ways that’s the worst kind of boat. it’s boring. here, lemme show you some pics of my yacht. you haven’t seen a great yacht until you’ve seen my yacht. look at this pristine baby. i call her the s.s. koizumi, and god, is she wonderful. are you jealous? i think you’re jealous. don’t you see? i love ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boats. boats boats boats boats boats boats boats boats boats b

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Lenny once tried to listen to Justin Bieber's "Baby" 34 times without taking a break. he now spends his days at the Ivan Yakinoff Facility for the mentally damaged. Reportedly, the only thing he can say nowadays is 'baby' and 'no'.