Recent reviews by 2 time glue eating champion

Thank you for deciding to come with me tonight. ...Why are you like that to me? You are so nice to me... Genuinely nice to me. It makes my heart hurt. There is, actually... But I'm afraid to ask. Will you... Could you... Love me? Because... I'm in love with you. Really? Phew... I thought I was going to have to break your legs and throw you in the lake... Relax! I was joking! Sort of... ...Then do it. Ah. Heh... That was nicer than I thought it would be... You could use some improvement, though. Don't worry. I'll be sure to tutor you until you get it right. Good. If you keep impressing me, I might even let you join the gang. Thank you for deciding to come with me tonight. ...Why are you like that to me? You are so nice to me... Genuinely nice to me. It makes my heart hurt. There is, actually... But I'm afraid to ask. Will you... Could you... Love me?