He burped on my clit...

... and then kept going.

Not like, a little uh oh burp, I mean, he full on man burped onto my clitoris while going down on me. I felt the hot breath on my hoo-ha ya'll. The scream I nearly scrumpt, bro.

I'm not going to lie, I was stunned. Stunned into starfish mode.

I was instantly a dry water slide. He had to use lube because my sex drive was gone. I WANTED to have sex with this man, I really did. I actually LoOkEd FoRwArD to this sex.

I was just so flabbergasted. I still am!

Not even a "I'm so sorry, excuse me!" I would've taken embarrassment. I would've accepted apologies. We could've laughed about it. But we didn't. Oh god. We didn't. And we ♥♥♥♥♥♥. And I put on my clothes, and I went home and showered.

I'm sorry, but the ick is real, and I will not be seeing him again.

At least say "excuse me!"

Jesus.

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Okay so i'm white and I got tickets to the chromokopia tour. I'm not racist in any way, have never called anyone the n word yk never been racist to anyone. But as we know in legit every song on the Chromokopia album has the n word in it as like half the lyrics. At the concert I obviously wanna jam out sing my heart out without a care in the world, is it okay to sing the n word at Tyler's concert if your white since your not directing it at anyone or using it to be racist? Has Tyler ever said anything bc I know some artists do care and some don't like they'll even make an announcement saying "all you white folks go on and sing it you get it for the night" lol. But if he hasn't said anything does anyone know like I don't wanna go and possibly cause issues for just singing the lyrics yk? Like if it was once or a few times in the song but some of the songs it's legit half of the lyrics yk?

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hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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How 'bout multi-millionaires? How 'bout 8 inches and thick? How 'bout talented? How 'bout loving and respectful? I lost my wife 10 weeks ago, 21 years faithful. My daughter committed suicide 3 weeks ago, 13. She was faster than me at 12 and I run a 6-minute mile. My testimony, I'm nothing but pure, and I ask you if you wanna be on a YouTube channel, and you like scrawny guys.

you give off chill p*dophile vibes like you lowkey like kids but you went to therapy and got impulse control so you would never hurt no one if you know what i mean. im a p*dophile too and it makes me happy when i read your comments cuz it feels like i can participate on this sub too. good on you bro thank you so much

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

you give off chill p*dophile vibes like you lowkey like kids but you went to therapy and got impulse control so you would never hurt no one if you know what i mean. im a p*dophile too and it makes me happy when i read your comments cuz it feels like i can participate on this sub too. good on you bro thank you so much

No… How could you! *falls to knees and places his hand on his heart* How could someone betray me like that!! *starts slamming his left hand on the ground violently* This will not be the last you see of me! *disappears into the shadows of the night*

hey nama i have a crush on you and im waiting till im like maybe 27 to meet you cuz now im 11, sorry if this is embarrassing im sorry if you dont love me pls dont call the cops on me im a huge fan pls i know you are living in los angeles im sorry pls dont call cops i live in MALAYSIA BTW how far im going the is 8070 MI and if im big im gonna go and see you for the first time if i go there pls dont call the cops im gonna ask you to be my VALENTINE when im 27

Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

No you're NOT a gamer

No you're NOT a gamer

I'm so sick of all these people who think they're gamers. No, you're not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying "I put well over 100hrs in this game and it's great!" That's nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ in all of our games. I see people who only have the Nintendo switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we'll be friends.

Also DEAR WOMEN: Pokemon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew Valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT. REAL. GAMES. Put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once. -sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers

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Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

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hey nama i have a crush on you and im waiting till im like maybe 27 to meet you cuz now im 11, sorry if this is embarrassing im sorry if you dont love me pls dont call the cops on me im a huge fan pls i know you are living in los angeles im sorry pls dont call cops i live in MALAYSIA BTW how far im going the is 8070 MI and if im big im gonna go and see you for the first time if i go there pls dont call the cops im gonna ask you to be my VALENTINE when im 27

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So, you know that rabbit from Zootopia? Yeah, I genuinely don't think that cooch ever ends. It's a black hole that goes on forever, because I've seen yiff where she gets ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by a dude who has a ♥♥♥♥ that's almost twice her size, yet she still manages to both stay alive and experience pleasure from what other beings would be a certain death, I don't even think she has any organs other that her genitals, and even then, how does the ♥♥♥♥ not come out to the other side? It's almost as if the ♥♥♥♥ enters a wormhole or something like that.

I swear man, that coochie's lovecraftian. It scares me...

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Alright, I’m gonna clear something up that should be obvious, but it’ll be here as proof. I don’t watch anime because I am sexually attracted to the women in anime. That’s never been my reason for liking anime. I personally watch anime because of the story and it’s a form of mature cartoons, however I don’t really like how they objectify female characters in shows. If you see me using pfps of anime girls, it’s because I personally like them as a character. I will make jokes about being attracted to anime girls and calling them my “waifu” or “best girl” but that isn’t the serious case. (I do not find cartoon drawings attractive).

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