If you think the following message is about you… it probably is.

Yeah, I got some hours in the game—so what?
Jake and Renato are P100; That just means I poured my points into my two favorite characters because I play to have fun.
Most of my killers? Barely a single prestige. Other survivors? Pffft.
Prestige means love, not pro gamer goddess.

Look, I can respect strategic tunnels and slugs when survivors put themselves in that spot. That’s playing the game. But what you call “strategy” when you ignore objectives and mindlessly chase me for the sake of your fragile ego? That’s just a Roomba in a living room: bumping into me over and over, accomplishing nothing, making noise, and somehow thinking it matters.

So, little keyboard-warrior, before you go full rage-mode in game or chat, remember: being a decent human is free, your feelings are not facts—and unlike your little Roomba routine, it actually has purpose.