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The jaw drops in complete stupor. I long for kidneys. its not fair that only have two! thrice, no dice, so how am i supposed to roll in my favor! im no alcoholic, so i'm not greedy! its just that the flesh taste better when its open in the sun! the caprisun, perhaps but not scarcely good enough. no amount of sunnyD will harbor my desire for the inner kidney's of Ben Shapiro. For his wife's a doctor dont you know! she can spoon it out easy peasy! no rolls and no dice! blimey!

when i put food in my fridge, i don't feel real